Someone somewhere in some remote part of the world watched Home Alone 2 and always dreamed of visiting New York City one day. That day is here. They saved up their $, planned their trip, and are landing late Monday night. The LIRR doors open at Penn Station, and they are filled with anticipation, euphoria, and a renewed sense of freedom as their lifelong bucket list adventure is about to begin. As they step onto the platform, someone wearing a Frank Ntilikina jersey is eating the neck of the train conductor. The Knicks have won Game 3.