Michael John Improta

He/Him. 🇵🇷🇮🇹

[OLDSKOOLBBALL @oldskoolbballx]

What did Michael Jordan think about 3-point shooting?

“My 3-point shooting is something that I don’t want to excel at, because it takes away from all phases of my game. My game is a fake, drive to the hole, penetrate, dish off, dunk, whatever, and when you have that mentality, as I found out in the first game, of making threes, you don’t go to the hole as much. You go to the 3-point line and you start sitting there waiting for someone to find you. And that’s not my mentality, and I don’t want to create that because it takes away from my other parts of my game.”

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@HunterBiden @tardedlib WEST HAVEN ALERT!!!

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

A Dominican, a Puerto Rican, a Jamaican, and some racially ambiguous looking Shamet. This is the most NYC team since Dipset

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@timpjohansson I’m not here to demonize Coke or ice cream. But the calorie bomb in those foods can easily ruin a day of macros. Diet sodas have their place. And that salad is a great source of protein.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says that his non-alcoholic beer brand BERO will release a shandy-style drinks range in honor of Zendaya.

“Zendaya, bless her, has never been a drinker, so she’s never drank beer. She didn’t love the beers we have on sale. The idea behind the shandies was to create something authentic at the company that Z could enjoy.”

(Source: https://t.co/IwKZIfNBpb)

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

[Acervo Victor Wembanyama - APOSENTADO @acervo_wemby]

esse video precisa entrar para a história da nba

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@s0urpatchkiid What’re you talking about… people been talking about the drop for two weeks! He dragged Hov out of retirement!!!

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Drake posted Solange after she gave Jay Z the beats in an elevator for cheating on his wife Beyonce

The Cold War is just starting

Iceman season got them shook

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

Fans have already won with this Knicks Spurs series.

[Ball Don't Stop @balldontstop]

Wemby has no bag yet and his strength & conditioning has a ways to go, but he has the most important thing and that is a burning desire to be the very best. Kobe had it. Jordan had it. It's called competitive honor. The rest will come.

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@lookin_buff @BrianSuttererMD Of course not, he’s a world class athlete. But discounting the incredible fitness benefit of having muscle because one champion looks like this is silly.

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

My Fucking Mayor

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Psaki: You are not afraid to tax someone you think deserves to be taxed 

NYC Mayor Mamdani: “I think that’s the kind of imagination we need to see, whether it’s here in NYC or across the country because what we’ve found time and again is it feels like the Republican Party has a monopoly on imagination whereas Democrats are constructing an ever lowering ceiling of what’s possible, and it’s time for us to actually show that we’re willing to fight for the people who are being left behind by these kinds of policies…$1.8 billion could make every bus free TWICE. That’s the kind of money that we’re talking about in NYC, and yet that’s the money they are willing to spend on what are clearly just partisan political priorities.”😳

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@Jay_XO291 You better take Bad Bunny off this list yesterday.

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@NBAMemes At the line

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@JonFromMaspeth Everyone has to address their larger community when their larger community doesn’t like what they’re doing. That’s just called being on a team. If his team was filled with Trump fans it wouldn’t be a problem.

[Michael John Improta @Mikeimprota]

@Coopz___ If I didn't want to see the spurs beat them so bad id already have it off.