Michael Pericon

a broken record and a aspiring chef

[Iou ✩ @parkersmiller]

ellie: swear to me. swear to me that everything you said about the fireflies is true

joel:

[ana•stasia  @ohmystass]

i’ve never wanted something so useless in my life… until today

[luzzy 💙 @luzzychuus]

this is literally the best one. no competition.

[dannybot dot bsky dot social @hateshack]

This is what i do in the shower for 45 minutes

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

Working out sad is a cheat code, I just hit a pr of 405 on squat

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

this is the law

[Stylosa @Stylosa]

overwatch 2 power creep haha!

To be fair... Cassidy does have a roll too😂😂😂

[Youngwiz @younwimMn]

Rock lee when everyone is fighting using their abilities

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Still one of the best videos to date 🤣

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Spider-Man: PS4 but it’s Shrek

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

EVERRGREEENNN

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

@fcdotm That some shrek sauce

[Dox🦂(🦅2-4) @DoxBrando25]

Shrek 2 is really cinema. I'm now understanding this was a OJ SIMPSON REFERENCE 😭😭😭😭

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

I’m sitting at my kitchen table crying laughing

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

Nothing really makes you figure out who you really are than buying furniture for your own place

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

@fiduong Hubba hubba😍

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

@Yungdrew8 @daveyywaveyy13 Very disappointed

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

I want a ps5

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

Just worked 3 doubles in a row and got work at 6am tomorrow and then catching a flight right after, lemme sit down fam

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

@Starkk___ Ima be Batman but just beat the ass of everyone that works for the city

[Michael Pericon @Mikepremes]

My car got towed today…I just wana say I want a statue built of me in SF for all the money im putting into this damn city