Michael Van der Chilis

Chasing the dream. Living the nightmare.

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

Oops. They did it again.
Landed again and there wasn’t a gate ready. I guess this should just be expected from now on?

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

It seems like every time I fly with @JetBlue they don’t have a gate ready for the plane. It feels like they’re not expecting my plane to land and it’s quite concerning.

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

I refuse to acknowledge pickleball as an official sport until Air Bud plays it.

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

Ironically, listening to all 31 Tortured Poets Department tracks is considered torture by poets.

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Sometimes I hear a song and think it would have been great to put on my profile if MySpace didn’t die.

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Ok. Mean Girls can become a musical but not Fast and the Furious? Make it make sense.

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Half-hour television shows are a lost art. I don’t always want shows to last 90 minutes!!!

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

After watching Five Nights at Freddy’s I’m gonna need a horror movie set in the Club Penguin universe.

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Oops. My account was hacked. I should be upset, but this is totally something that'd happen on Myspace, so it's kind of retro and cool.

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

In one decade the date will be 1/2/34. Let the countdown begin!

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New Year hasn't been fun since we had glasses with eye holes made from zeroes.

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@historyinmemes At first glance I thought this was the close up of someone’s nose.

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Eagerly awaiting the year that the Kohl’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is invented.

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Growing up Y2K fashion was designed to look futuristic. Now it’s considered “retro.” 🫠

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Unpopular opinion: I love daylight saving time.

If there was ever a vote, I’d be one of the people choosing to keep it around.

[Michael Van der Chilis @MikeyBeau]

Kids nowadays will never have the displeasure of going trick-or-treating and getting candy cigarettes.

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I find it weird when people are obsessed with karma.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The most Boston sign of all time.

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Have we reached the point in history when oldies radio will play The Thong Song?

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I am convinced the world is going to end as the result of a gender reveal gone wrong.