king of the corn 🌽

corn king

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Spring weather in Antarctica is truly insane.

Climate change is an existential threat to humanity. We must mobilize America and the rest of the world accordingly. https://t.co/gR37EIutSA

[Cesfresh @C33Jayy_]

Us getting outta January in one piece

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@MergMcNicholas my hips don’t lie and that’s the land of honest hips

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

Googling flights to Miami

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@mike_mcnich I take it back I’m sorry

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@mike_mcnich hey dad have u heard of bofa?

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@mike_mcnich Too easy

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@mike_mcnich As in, yooca-n observe bofa these nuts?

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@mike_mcnich Nah, bofa these nuts

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@johndeering44 Awesome tweet

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@johndeering44 Fuck yeah you do

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

@georgianna_j This is the wrong beast boy

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@Zendaya hey :)

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He gets his sleeves wet when he washes his hands but don’t worry baby I got dry sleeves #drysleeves

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Wouldn’t need binoculars from that close clearly photoshopped

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Pro Bocce is the sport of the future

[king of the corn 🌽 @MikeyMcNicholas]

Also, it’s important to wash your hands thoroughly during flu season

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Me showing people my own cat