Michael Fox

A glimpse into the mind of an idiot who occasionally makes music, these are my thoughts.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Peep the new voicemail #Seinfeld

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

@elijahwood Are you ever planning on playing a DJ set again? I hate that I never got to see you play in person a few years ago.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Y’all ever fart next to somebody and try to sniff it all up before it gets to them?
Because me neither.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Listening to Roundabout by Yes in a bowling alley while bowling a strike is a moment I look forward to reliving when my life flashes before my eyes when I die.

[𖤐Djeronimo Jesus ☥ @uhhhh_sam]

Slight flex but I’ve already heard the new @whoisheirloom song 👁👄👁

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

jill biden

hello,,

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

All girls on tinder say “teach me to skate” but as soon as I suggest hitting a fakie 360 dickflip into that coochie they all of a sudden don’t wanna learn anymore!? 🤔Women just don’t make sense smh

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Hey I didn’t bowl a 300 but at least I got a 69 🤙

[Nikki Leferson @d_rumbs]

Waluigi didn't make it to smash because he failed the drug test.

[Nikki Leferson @d_rumbs]

Once you reach a certain attitude, breast milk becomes Mountain Dew.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Shiawase is the best rocket league song, you can never change my mind!

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Seems about right.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

poptarts are a form of ravioli. change my mind.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Y’all ever just lay in bed at night and with you had some treatment fo sho?

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

man ice water has me bussin’

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Smacked a gnarly lip earlier today, LIFE IS GOOD!

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

@generalthug69 Bro what the fuck is that music from?

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Y’all ever take a shit and when you go to flush there is nothing there? Life is crazy.

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

Is cool tho! Somebody finna love me one day 😤

[Michael Fox @MikeyMikeFox]

My favorite part of tinder is spending a while thinking of something clever to say, something different that they probably haven’t heard before, something that will stand out from the hundreds of other guys in there DMs, only to be left in read ✌️🥰