OK @officialgtfc just started following Cesc on Twitter. Everyone get on Flightradar and see what’s arriving at Humberside Airport 😳 IT’S HAPPENING #GTFC
BREAKING: Manchester United to HIJACK Chelsea’s move for Sterling 🚨
Raheem prefers #ManU move over #CFC because he wants to play for a bigger club. #MUFC also top Chelsea on wages. I’m hearing £300,000 a week. More to follow 👀⏳
CESC FABREGAS to GRIMSBY? 😳📝
Cesc’s wife (originally from Lincolnshire) would like a move back to the area and Cesc himself would prefer to carry on playing but at a lower level. #GTFC are tirelessly negotiating a reduced wage for the former #CFC man
#Marriners#Chelsea
RONALDO to… MALLORCA 👀🚨
Cristiano wants a move back to Spain after a frustrating #ManUnited season. He is reaching the end of his career and has told me personally he wants to play in the sun and enjoy nights out in the neighbouring Magaluf. More to follow #CR7#RCDMALLORCA
Hazard has been looking for a move away from Real Madrid for a while now. Vinicius’ new contract sealed his fate. So happy Eden has found his new club #Swansea
EDEN HAZARD to… SWANSEA?! 👀🚨
The #Belgium international has been consumed by guilt ever since he kicked a #Swans ball boy while playing for #CFC - he feels he must make amends by signing for the Welsh club permanently 📝
BREAKING 🚨 You’re not going to believe this… 📝
Jordan Pickford BACK to Sunderland! 😳 The #England keeper is falling out of love with the game, almost being relegated with #Everton and losing his No.1 spot to #Ramsdale. He wants #SAFC return and will do anything to get it.
Swansea want some Gooch 👀📝
#SAFC are keen to keep the USA international but Lynden is unsure of the role he will play now Sunderland are in the #championship. Unclear if #Swansea could edge the mackems in the wage department…
CESC FABREGAS to GRIMSBY? 😳📝
Cesc’s wife (originally from Lincolnshire) would like a move back to the area and Cesc himself would prefer to carry on playing but at a lower level. #GTFC are tirelessly negotiating a reduced wage for the former #CFC man
#Marriners#Chelsea
@_danmcdonald @OUFCOfficial This is funny because you’ve exaggerated their lack of celebration for comedic affect, inferring that they are a bad fan base. This is in turn comedic because you have a somewhat local rivalry