The Secret Transfer Agent

Sources at every club in the 92. Represent dozens of players across the Football League. A man with fingers in many pies. Got a tip off? Get in touch 🕵️‍♀️

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@libsoftiktok I love taking my families to drag shows. My six year old son loves the colour and energy the Drag Queens bring! We even stopped on the way home to buy him makeup, he was inspired!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@ledwards1996 @Jaack Lew, I can absolutely assure you, for certain, 100%, he won’t shag you

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@LloydArcher3 @_jackappleby_ @Jaack He’s the ‘comedian’ who can’t handle a joke

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@SJH1440 @Jaack He’s not gonna shag you mate

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@_jackappleby_ @Jaack He’s not gonna shag you pal

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@Jaack Bit precious isn’t he?

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@Jaack Class mate! Just told the wife and kids and they’re in bits! Eldest is rolling on the floor as we speak! Wife tells me “WHAT? Hahaha that’s so JaackMaate isn’t it?!” Plates are flying in the kitchen, Jack 🤣🤣 you at spoons later? Any bets on? 👀

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

BREAKING: Wycombe have completed the signing of experienced defender Alfie Mawson on a free. Three year deal has been agreed. Announcement to be made shortly. Done deal ✅

#WWFC #Chairboys #SCFC #FulhamFC #FFC

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

HOT OFF THE PRESS: Sheffield United have released veteran striker, Billy Sharp, following a training ground bust up with new gaffer, Paul Heckingbottom yesterday. Sheffield Wednesday have made contact with the former Blades player for a one year deal.

#TwitterBlades #SUFC #SWFC

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

Medical passed. Fabregas has signed his contract and is at Blundell Park ahead of a press conference this evening, I’ve been informed. Wages are reportedly £2500 per week.

Welcome back to the English game, Cesc! ✍️🇪🇸 #GTFC

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

NEW: Cesc Fabregas has been spotted getting off a private jet at Humberside Airport ahead of his groundbreaking move to Grimsby Town. The club will make the announcement shortly.

Cesc is a Mariner. #GTFC

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

Cesc Fabregas to Grimsby Town is a done deal. Announcement made tomorrow. #GTFC

[FutbolXclusive @FutbolXclusive]

🚨OFFICIAL: #Monaco has confirmed the departure of 35-year old Cesc Fabregas.

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@valeriamarroqu6 1:30pm.

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

NEW: Grimsby Town have had a one year loan offer for former Arsenal and Chelsea midfielder, Cesc Fabregas, accepted by Monaco. The Spaniard, who is out of favour at the French outfit, is keen to return with his family to England. Medical tomorrow.

#GTFC #GrimsbyTown #Mariners

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@GoochhSzn Bored of what, exactly?

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

BREAKING: Late at night I receive a fax from my Secretary. Jordan Pickford has demanded to move back to his boyhood club, Sunderland. The Mackems had a £20m bid accepted for the England international. Medical tomorrow. Deal soon to be done.

#SAFC #Sunderland #EFC #Everton

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@GoochhSzn @BenCra1g Nope. Transfers take a lot more time than people from outside the game realise. Both will happen, 100%.

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@GoochhSzn @BenCra1g Some difficulties with the accounting team at the SoL I’m told. Soon to be sorted. Guaranteed both moves will be completed by the end of the week.

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

@GoochhSzn @BenCra1g It’s real.

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

TalkSport journalist now reporting Cesc Fabregas’ move to Grimsby. The deal is done.

#GTFC #GrimsbyTown #Mariners

[Mike Sanderson @MikeyTalkSport]

CESC FABREGAS to GRIMSBY? 😳📝

Cesc’s wife (originally from Lincolnshire) would like a move back to the area and Cesc himself would prefer to carry on playing but at a lower level. #GTFC are tirelessly negotiating a reduced wage for the former #CFC man

#Marriners #Chelsea

[The Secret Transfer Agent @secretransfer]

HOT OFF THE PRESS: Sunderland have completed the signing of Aston Villa prodigy, Cameron Archer. Medical passed at the SoL today. Papers have been signed. Announcement tomorrow.

#SAFC #Sunderland #AVFC #AstonVilla