UnkillableMikey

I don’t believe a thing I say | Almost brain cancer free!

[Chip @chippel]

@Philosophymeme0

[dynastic🟡 @dynastic]

found it

[UnkillableMikey @MikeyUnkillable]

@dyingscribe Both of these are weak. Hot sauce on eggs. If I can’t have that, I will eat my eggs without any sauce at all

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Boy math is knowing that spending $25 on weed will get me farther than spending $250 on a date

[Manguo @ManguoOW]

@Hashinshin @nichegamer Mf saw the loli and had to reply 💀

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@dyingscribe @LocalOnThe8 I never got the chance to thank you for pulling me out of that burning car

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@CrawstailGos 1/2 of Gosen’s posts are hating on Steve and I’m here for it

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@SigilOfChange @zomb_vee @_vetex +Cursed weapons

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@Zombie_ipsum @Schnuck16 @_vetex I wouldn’t say they’re too hard, they’re just poorly made. They seemingly were made without all builds in mind, and dodge way too often

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Probably my most authoritarian position is that these exquisite creatures are our friends and anyone who kills them for fun should be subject to serious legal trouble and psychiatric evaluation.

[UnkillableMikey @MikeyUnkillable]

@proustmalone Before I realized they were euphemisms, I agreed with you. Afterwards, I loved you

[It’s a Lot Going on @JustShyra]

@edthesoundman

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@Rainmaker1973 Mfs will do anything but go for nuclear 😭

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@_vetex Guts Berserker armor when? At least a reference to it? 😳

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@dyingscribe What are these called? Please. I need to buy some for someone

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

yall strict as fuck omg

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@Khalvin008 @shenanigansen Twitter users trying to not defend being weirdos online *impossible*

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@hh_varuna @Bolverk15 I am as well for completely unrelated reasons