Mikey Damon

The ballad of a straight baller, Harambe died for our Sins

[Richard Eric @Pterickdactyl]

I'm in a super intense stare off with this 4 year old girl on the train downtown. Bitch is going down #LetsGo

[Richard Eric @Pterickdactyl]

R.I.P to the greatest of all time #FloatLikeAButterflyStingLikeABee

[The Great Bambino @Duffy_Logue]

Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door!

[Richard Eric @Pterickdactyl]

That moment when everyone is laughing at your great "joke" but you were serious about buying a bunch of baby ducklings. #Petsmart

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

$1 subs at Jimmy John's from 11:00am-3:00pm on April 21st, RT to save a life. 😋 #JJDollarSubDay

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

I'm graphing the coolness of my life right now

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

"If you type penis into the gif thing on Facebook, you get a lot of cool things"

[mick cleeary @mcclconn]

@TylerVizza22 #FreeStaublo

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

I like to drink alone...it builds character

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

I think I should probably just spark this (cig) up in this elevator

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

"There are only three things I know, sex coke and history" (sex mike)

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

I can't spell quit right

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

We back....again

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

@Ebeightol23 and @TheyCallMeDubbs I figured out the password for Mikey Damon in two tries, so..... blow me? - patches

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

When it was pouring last night, at about 1:30 A.M... I was really drunk and I went outside, naked, in the rain. I should've started yelling

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

About 42% of men said they are ready to make a relationship official after a couple good dates, according to a survey.

[Mikey Damon @Mikey_Damon]

Everyone's favorite man child

[Dan @King_Patchez]

@Mikey_Damon @mikeyberger I saw your look alike at Harper but he was definitely more lichtenberger than Damon