Mike Thompson

Views expressed are mine and not those of the BBC. But then again I don't work for the BBC!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

I'm just gonna leave this here. https://t.co/wZBz2VOm8V

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Tall people know that they're tall. STOP TELLING THEM.

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@jaketapper Everything he says and does it beneath his office. It's a sad indictment on the state of America that a man so unsuitable for the job has been elected to it twice.

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

Translation.

Hello my name is Donald and my parents didn't love me and I have an incredibly small penis!

I am literally the pettiest man to ever be elected head of a nation in the history of the world!

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

“We’ve got a gulf and a lake — now all we need is an ocean.”

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@Lilywhite_Rose That's nearly as many as our entire midfield attempted last season!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@mehdirhasan So you're pointing out that quite a few of the politicians in Israel are a bit cunty, and not just the ones in power?

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@NathanAClark I like this as well. His ability to run in behind is amazing.

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@OrgPhysics Do you think the earth is flat?

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@NathanAClark just when I want him gone because of the Falklands flag shit, he goes and does this and makes me like him again!

[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

🚨🤝 Cuti Romero refuses to shake US President Donald Trump's hand. | @infocielo

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@Baddiel Sounds like the name of a shit 80s band!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@StanCollymore 😂😂

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@NathanAClark I said that at the time!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@ANGELAWHITE We'd noticed! 😂😂

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@LeeAndersonMP_ It takes one to know one!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@EssexPR Look over there! Look over there! Don't ask about the 5m again! Look at that over there!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@MartinSLewis Yes best to leave the dirty work to the legend that is @CountBinface!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@CountBinface @JonathanPieNews If you actually put forward some realistic policy pledges I think you'd have a chance. Watching your interview the other week you'd definitely beat him in a debate! #farageout

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@Baddiel I love that you still watch the games together. ❤️

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@RupertLowe10 You should be top of the list!

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@prodnose Italy all day long.

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@LindseyPelas I seem to remember a while ago you were trying to decide which car to buy based on the colour. Was that in hindsight maybe not the best way to choose! 😂😂

[Mike Thompson @Mikey_T78]

@LindseyPelas Replying to people like this is kind of a sport for you isn't it! 😂😂👏🏼