Mikeyy

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota @_brickwoll Yes and #rapeMLSE altogether

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep Can I third wheel one of these dates and hold your balls (tp5s)

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep Normally people pay a Slavic woman top dabloons for such a service so this is great value

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota @_brickwoll @smuckers Churro flavored Kirk chapsticks @tacobell yall are welcome

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep I expect 2 Achilles blown as you lunge to hand MVP Josh a Gatorade cup #fortheloveofthegame

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@_brickwoll @harolddashoota Boys are we going to Vladdy training bra giveaway day when they hand out replicas of the ones that hold up his pudgy man milkers?

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep What id give to be those squeezers 🤤

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota @_brickwoll People fail to realize the big picture. Jays need to save money to get the big whale on the market that’ll maximize profits… signing Sid seixero to blue jays central after he was fired from breakfast television. The media doesn’t want us to know the sinister plan 🔮

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep Yes cunt GET IN

[Luka Dončić @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep Minds gone quiet but them cheeks be whispering my name

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep @harolddashoota @Noahpic The Costco flag will be at half mast in his honor. Pour out a glass of milk for your double chunk chocolate chip cookie 🫡

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota @soupmandeep Schneider dick cheese is a delicacy he should be thankful

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep @harolddashoota Hanging in the kawartha lake rafters as we speak

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep @harolddashoota You don’t know my struggle until you’ve walked a mile (from the bathroom and back) in my pissed shorts bud

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota Gunnar is having a ruff(Les) night at the plate amirite? All Dressed to not impress 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@soupmandeep SOUPER REPORTING FOR DOOTY 🫡

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota You are 47 ronin

[Mikeyy @Mikeypipebomb]

@harolddashoota *steps up on first tee box*

“Uh guys, what’s the difference between this first ball and the cart girl?”

All the boys - “I don’t know stroke daddy, tell us”

“Neither of them are going home with me”

*sliced into woods*

“Im scared of women”