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[harold @harolddashoota]

@soupmandeep Jarvis launch sweet bonanza 2500

[harold @harolddashoota]

Im a pragmatic guy. I dont play with grilled chicken #monkey

[harold @harolddashoota]

Its a pragmatic sunday #clipthatshit #buzzsaw #monkey

[harold @harolddashoota]

Hello friends and oomfs. Today i announce my run for prime minister with the ultimate goal of stripping maltese canadians of all rights. I fw carney so he will be my vice pm. Please reach out with any questions. I will not go back on my anti maltese policies for those concerned

[harold @harolddashoota]

@Noahpic He puts bruno mars on and im upping pole

[harold @harolddashoota]

My filipino bro got flock cameras in his pocket recording the function. Might have to blast him for the gng

[harold @harolddashoota]

@Noahpic Popped a perc 9 and got strangled in my sleep #youcantbeme

[harold @harolddashoota]

I just heard if your mom has ppd youre dead at 9. Nothing you can do tbh just bad tech

[harold @harolddashoota]

@grok Would it be safe to say if vladdy laid off the uncrustables then he could maybe finish the season with more homeruns than midget jose altuve

[harold @harolddashoota]

@grok make me a video of blue jays manager john schneider catching a fat bubble at caribana from vladdy and slipping and hitting his head on the sidewalk but vladdy is too focused on his uncrustable to realize

harold

[harold @harolddashoota]

@arturholicsanon Yes surely this is the reason and not vladdy eating his weight in uncrustables before every game

[harold @harolddashoota]

@arturholicsanon Crazy idea for some people on here apparently, but you are allowed to have 2 footlong glizzys and 5 cutwaters at a jays game. You’re not limited to just one

[harold @harolddashoota]

harold at subway

sandwich artist: what would you like today

harold: subdog

sandwich artist: not much man how bout you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jared from subway: touches harold inappropriately

[harold @harolddashoota]

@hotdogdustade @_brickwoll That makes no sense french boy. Quebec stays lowering the average canadian iq 🤣🤣

[harold @harolddashoota]

@_brickwoll #rapeshanahan ? @Mikeypipebomb

[harold @harolddashoota]

@soupmandeep Whole team in my ass type

[harold @harolddashoota]

@_brickwoll 2025 Joc Pederson and a McDonalds BOGO bigmac coupon

[harold @harolddashoota]

@_brickwoll Its just how toronto is buddy. Bluejays twitter had me convinced vladdy was pre diabetic and Bo was headed to the paralympics

[harold @harolddashoota]

@soupmandeep Dont kill yourself big dog there’s always next year

[harold @harolddashoota]

@soupmandeep You fixed your slice??