Mikuri

I'm on a little boat I'm on a little boat little ass boat small ass boat this bitch tiny as fuck

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[joey @joboduj]

i'd kill each and every one of you in cold blood for a burger right now

[rat wizard @Im_The_Slime]

dude you cant put the world in a cup theres no way theres a cup that big man

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I was bred in captivity

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

i couldn’t have a threesome i’d get jealous and start beating on the both of em

[Mikuri @MikuriRSE]

@DiamondPastry Disliked this

[odie @odie332]

would you rather have one hot dog that kills you or two hot dogs that kill you

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Unhand my willy this instant

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just had my first underwear change since we lost Charlie Kirk

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

that red40 corrupt me

[eve @csiirac]

i put my bitch son in the microwave and hit turbo defrost for 30kg

[caitlin @smileycait444]

There is demonic presence in Walmart at all times

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Cuck = Cool Unbothered Confident King

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Dni if you have the cheese touch

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

*dozing off in court 😴*
Judge: you are being sentenced to life in prison for Burglary ⚠️⛓️😡⛓️⚠️!!!!

Wait... 👀🔥 did he just say Burger... 🍔🤤😍😋

[alien @alienincrisis]

i am adjusting my behavior to reduce suspicion

[Mikuri @MikuriRSE]

@NerfedByArceus Don't call them bitches bro

[323 @Ggod323]

killing people with hammers

[Mikuri @MikuriRSE]

@NerfedByArceus Ur disruptive