You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.
Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕
You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.
Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕
Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think.
You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson.
And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact.
Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten?
And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin.
The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN?
No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week.
But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility.
Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud.
You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers.
And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act.
After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit.
Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom.
You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave.
And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee.
You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out.
So here's some advice, Tommy.
Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you.
7PM UPDATE ON THE FINAL BRAND SUPPORTING THE I'VE HAD IT PODCAST.
Article Modern is the ONE remaining Bad Guy brand supporting the podcast that celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
TWENTY sponsors have done the right thing and pulled all support for the podcast.
One remains: @articlemodern
Let's make it 21 in the next 24 hours.
As this is a final push with a single brand, the impact will be focused and powerful. That means it's really important to be professional and polite in your interactions.
Model for them the way the hosts of the podcast should have behaved! Be firm, but civil.
CALL THEM
+1-888-746-3455 - customer service
+1-604-756-2053 - corporate hq
CHAT WITH THEM
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WRITE THEM
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LINK THEM
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(At the LinkedIn portal, tag Duncan Blair and Aamir Baig beneath their recent company announcements or executive posts.)
EMAIL THE EXECUTIVE TEAM
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Subject: URGENT: Corporate Governance & Sponsor Alignment – I've Had It Podcast
I am writing to you directly as leadership regarding a severe and unaddressed risk to the Article brand.
Your company is currently the sole remaining sponsor of the I've Had It podcast following its November 5th episode, in which the hosts openly celebrated political violence.
Over the past 72 hours, twenty major corporations—CashApp, Boll and Branch, Nobl Travel, Lola Blankets, ZipRecruiter, Honey Love, Chewy, Jones Road Beauty, NutraFol, Ridge Wallet, Ethos, Zenni, Ember, iRestore, Ladder, Momentous, ASPCA Pet Insurance, Cozy Earth, Caspar and Quince have left the podcast.
As a direct-to-consumer brand, Article relies heavily on public trust and clean lifestyle alignment. Maintaining active advertising agreements, functional promo codes, and live landing funnels with this specific program signals to consumers a corporate endorsement of toxic and violent rhetoric.
Quiet backend deactivations or generic customer service replies will not suffice. As executive leadership, you must take immediate accountability:
• Terminate the corporate advertising agreement with this show immediately.
• Deactivate all active promotional codes and custom landing pages.
• Issue a formal, public corporate statement confirming your permanent departure.
Article stands completely alone on this matter, and your consumer base is actively keeping score. We expect an immediate and transparent resolution.
Do the right thing today, please.
Sincerely,
Please, leave this little girl alone. Stop casting her in propaganda videos over and over. She deserves a normal life;
this is child exploitation for propaganda purposes.
🚨 ATERRADOR: Una turista extranjera que visitaba Uzbekistán fue violada, golpeada y rapada por no llevar hiyab.
Esto es la ley Sharia.
¿Alguien puede explicar por qué tantas mujeres progresistas quieren importar este modelo a Occidente?
Traffic on https://t.co/J5Fk2AahGU is surging with the announcement that we will be putting their comment sections under the microscope.
We’re pulling the data now. Stay tuned. We will identify every grotesque reaction made by a subscriber, and map out a comprehensive analysis of any TOS violations that are actionable under @YouTube own stated user guidelines.
This is Pallywood being done in real time. A photographer has a little girl place her infant brother on a floating mattress while he stands with the camera raised and films it. He instructs her how to position it for the right shots.
They even film themselves filming and choreographing it all with zero shame or care. This is pure child abuse and indoctrination.
Accounts like @GAZAWOOD2@GAZAWOOD1 have been exposing this industry for years. This is what the western world is manipulated with and falls for constantly. It’s just so insane.