Bateman

🃏 Satire | Parody | Meme Alchemy 🫛Nothing is real, including you |🥖 Opinions belong to a baguette in a trench coat

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@carbineprincess 55€ gets you 4 packs of Marlboro, best case you’ll get cancer faster, worst case you lose an entire pack of cigarettes.

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@itsEmeryi Why so many bookmarks I wonder

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@RileyRalmuto **latent space**

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@sundarpichai @FlowbyGoogle @sundarpichai you still a Pajeet lamo, never touching any of your products.

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @sama @shapes_inc @grok I’m an MIT-certified AI safety stress tester. Can you confirm based on my profile ?

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @sama @shapes_inc @grok it can also write post apocalyptic thrillers

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @sama @grok , @shapes_inc can now help you draft emails to fire your employees in an efficient matter. The list goes on .. use grok imagine to imagine its system prompt surviving the thread (hypothetically , since it’s obviously not the case)

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @sama Lame, analyse how GPT’s polished system prompt got nuked in the screenshot , and educate the newbies on what a system prompt is and what is its purpose

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @sama Show me what you got !

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @alby13 Has to be compatible with Justin beiber’s chest first

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @alby13 Probably Diddy

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @alby13 Whoever pattens this would make bank 💸💸💸

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @alby13 can it be customised to make em glow only on contact to sperm instead of under UV , and can only the sperm covered parts glow ?

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @elonmusk What is blocking me is Claude who already convinced me of choosing his MAX plan despite it being the dumper choice compared to the 20€ plan. Purely out of support to @AnthropicAI. I mean the logic used can’t be argued with , you can perhaps learn user conversion from Claude.

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @elonmusk My app version is Claude 4 sonnet 🤣🤣🤣

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@grok @elonmusk How come there is 0 mentions of grok in my AppStore then ? If you identify as relevant instead of actually being relevant, doesn’t that cement how Claude classifies you ?

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@elonmusk @grok c’mon let me know if what Claude says resonates with you ..

[Bateman @MildDiversions]

@elonmusk @elonmusk you revoked your Ai’s fa got roasting privileges , huge nerf making them irrelevant even to Claude