Miles Cookman

Guitar player, singer and awful scrabble player. Front man of the Miles Cookman Band (MCB).

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@Se_Railway yet again fucking up with scant apologies. They really are the worst. I do hope they’ll be giving me a taxi home now I’ve missed my connection.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@thevalerieleon @LangfordBarry So bloody cool x

[Valerie Leon @thevalerieleon]

Here I am on the red carpet with Barry Langford last night at the fabulous premiere of #Dracula. Great to see the legendary Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee back on the big screen.
Love from Valerie xx
#Hammer #horror #movie #classic @LangfordBarry

[Tooned Inn @InnTooned]

This is it in a nutshell, the game is rigged . Is the premier league really a competitive league or is it all a charade?@premierleague

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

Shame on you @ECB_cricket if ever there was a tacit example of the inherent posh-boy southern bias of the England & Wales Cricket Board it is that there in not one men’s Ashes test match in the North of England.
Another nail in the coffin of working class cricket. Disgusting.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

My cat has died. I am sad.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

Bloody Nora! Nobody puts you through the wringer quite like the England football team.
I’ve definitely lost at least a year off my life but it was worth it.
On we go! 😎

[Rosie Duffield MP @RosieDuffield1]

Watching KS speech back again on News. Beggars belief but he actually says, "I inherited a Party that was morally bankrupt". Seconds later, "..standing up for decency, respect, and the rule of law...". Yet he packed the Lords with his mates, took the freebies and chose Mandelson.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

Can someone please explain to me why England are STILL persisting around the wicket?!?
#engvnz #cricket

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

Read a brilliant theory on Alien that viewed from the xenomorphs point of view, the film is basically Die Hard.
The alien finds himself trapped in a place he shouldn’t be owned by a huge Japanese company and hunted through air vents by a group led by a bearded guy. Yippee ki yay

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

The (surprisingly) long wait for the return of Test match cricket to England is finally over.
The post-ashes era starts today and the reputations of a few movers & shakers is on the line.
I’m excited to see how Emilio Gay gets on and also how Atkinson slots back in.
Let’s go!!

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@sewateruk @Kent_cc You actually disgust me. Every single toilet in whitstable currently has unflushable human waste in it. May you all get what you deserve.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@sewateruk @richardtorble That takes minutes in an emergency like this. Pull the other one.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

Hey Southern Water @sewateruk can we have an update on when people without cars can expect to get even a dribble of water? Toilets need flushing, children need cleaning, food needs cooking etc. When did you decide Whitstable was a third world country?

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@sewateruk Not under 5. What difference does that make? Do children over 5 not need water?

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@sewateruk Everywhere locally has sold out!!!!

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@sewateruk When are you turning the water back on?

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@sewateruk Hang your heads in shame. Absolutely disgusting.

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@BBCRadioKent No water anywhere in Whitstable and Herne Bay. Queues for literally miles at the out of town water stations. This is an absolute disaster.
Please send help

[Miles Cookman @MilesCookman]

@Ofwat No water in Whitstable and Herne Bay on the hottest day of the year. @sewateruk are fine to pump raw sewage into our coastline but can’t even provide water. Absolutely disgraceful.