Miles

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Vital Football @VitalFootballUK]

The 2026/27 Championship... but make it 'Coca Cola' 🤩

#SkyBetChampionship | #EFL

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Honestly who wakes up and says “I think Jarrell Quansah would help England win the World Cup”

[Mark S @07Simmo]

You know that Wirtz cost £115m and Isak cost £130m #LFC

Casemiro has more goals than all of them combined + Salah who earns 500k per week (applied your inflation) #MUFC

[Equipe de France ⭐⭐ @equipedefrance]

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒄𝒖𝒏 𝒂 𝒖𝒏 𝒓𝒐̂𝒍𝒆 𝒂̀ 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒆𝒓 🇫🇷🌎

Voici nos 26 Bleus qui représenteront la France à la 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞 𝐝𝐮 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 ! 🔥

#FiersdetreBleus

[Ashley Young @youngy18]

Right, time to properly sign out ✍🏾

What can I say, it’s the right time for me to hang up my boots and call it a day on my career and what a way to go out, gaining automatic promotion, it was exactly the way I saw it happening and the reason why I signed for the club!

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

If winning things really weighs that much then an all time premier league XI should just be 11 Manchester United players 👍

[Miles @MilesTurner17]

@BrotherrrSam @UKRapDaily His doors lift up

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

Football is a funny sport because tell me how the only player with a Ballon d'Or here is the one who's supposed to leave.

[𝐄 🇧🇻 @ErlingProp]

Do you see who they’re comparing you to, @ErlingHaaland ? LOCK IN

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

The Traitors - Football Edition! ⚽️ #thetraitors

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

They just don't get it, do they? It would have been one thing had they been criticizing Martinez's performances. They weren't criticizing that. They were mocking his height. They were talking stuff about Haaland picking him up like a toddler and running with him or throwing him into the net. Don't they see how that crosses a line and how disrespectful that was?

Imagine it is 1995 and a former Utd player had just said, "That Scholes kid better have some other job lined up. He cannot even breathe properly; how will he be able to run? Tony Adams is going to pick him up and throw him into the net."

That's below the belt, and you don't do that to another player, let alone a player of the team you claimed to support. Alan Hansen wasn't a former Utd player, and he wasn't singling out individual players for their physical shortcomings either.

There is a space for constructive criticism, of course, but what they are doing is punching down on another player, and it's just not acceptable.

They will now, of course, be hate-watching Martinez for the rest of the season and jump on him the moment he has a bad game. Pathetic

[Joe @electionsjoe]

We are watching Donald Trump, the president of the United States, start an international conflict over Greenland because Norway (a country that does not own Greenland) wouldn't give him the Nobel peace prize.

[isaac Reynolds @i_reynolds06]

pens fucking upside down 😭😭😭😭

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

your sister is a serial killer

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.