Miles Melady

Cookie addict.

[Miles Melady @Miles_Melady]

@sentdefender His word is meaningless.

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@Super70sSports But then Nintedo put out joypads that had turbo buttons and you could have fun just making these little bastards set incredible records, especially on the long jump and triple jump.

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@mannyfidel He is the physical embodiment of unearned confidence.

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@AlexiLalas Sometimes its fine for tax dollars to support public goods. I like public libraries, schools, emergency services, roads, bridges, sewers, etc. I wouldn't mind a small share of my taxes paying for youth sports. I'd prefer that to my tax dollars paring for misguided wars.

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@Acyn The accordion hands drive me nuts.

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@Acyn If Biden said this it would dominate CNN coverage for a week.

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@atrupar This shit is sooooo tiresome.

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@AlexiLalas What would be so bad about that?

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@AlexiLalas Great. They can make their money and our national team will continue to get bounced by much smaller countries in the round of 16.

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@greg_price11 Yeah, the preponderance of evidence only proved that Trump stuck his stubby fingers into her vagina while in a department store. He's clean as a whistle.

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@sagesteele @aliciakeys Men don't have to worry about the government forcing them to give birth against their will. That's a big one right there.

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@stoolpresidente We would have taken the field enthusiastically in that scenario, dipshit.

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@atrupar Always saying the quiet part loud and getting away with it.

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@Acyn Corrupt bastard.

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@Acyn He's such a shit heel.

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@ClayTravis I don't give a flying fuck about it. Why should I?

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@RonDeSantis Ever heard of the Battle of Britain, you fucking dunce?

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@IngrahamAngle These are your people. They share your values and ideals.

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@BrandyLJensen People who boast about how many books they've read are always cool, smart, and honest.

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@yuanyi_z Claiming to read a lot of books doesn't exactly make one smart.