Miles Straume

Your grandpa was thinking, Gosh what an ugly kid he is. OK? Stop asking

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Working with @sawyer_ is awesome, he's basically a long haired John McClain.

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

I'm not Rufio. Do you really think a guy who wears a wig and has a can opener for a hand could kill me? #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

@charlewis I thought it was because I steal your little toys. And trip you. And call you ginger face. But it was just my dad? Cool!

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

First he talks about a "hole" needed to be filled and now playing for the wrong team? Ya, Ram is definitely gay. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

...country? Jeez. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

I'm not Goth I'm just misunderstood! #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Wanna bet mom? #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

"The Circle of Trust" has construction people and dead people. The Dharma Mafia? #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

I could kick that 6th sense kid's ass. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

I need to loan Hugo The Time Traveler's Wife. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Who needs Faraday? I can explain Time Travel easyyy. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

@danielfaraday Thanks for the advice Yoda. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

@John_Locke_ gave us the time travel version of ibuprofin.

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Chasing around @ClaireLittleton with a particle accelerator is tiring as hell. #LOST #Ghostbusters

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

The only thing worse than an annoying dead person: An annoying crazy dead ginger. No, damnit, I won't give your corpse chocolate. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

I'm *very* enthusiastic that ginger is alive. She'd be annoying to talk to when she's dead. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Cause: No one cares that I'm safe. Effect: Ginger has an aneurysm. What we learned: Care about Miles. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

I'm only the leader when someone isn't holding a gun to my head. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Yes, I was able to talk to the dead boar to find it. Sadly all boars sound like Pee Wee Herman on crack. Very annoying. #LOST

[Miles Straume @Miles_Straume]

Silly Neil. See what happens when you sass Rose? Thats right, a flaming arrow in the chest.That's why I asked for the peanuts politely #LOST