Miles Eichenhorn

OH-KAY NOW EV-RY-BOOOOO-DAAAAAYYY | He/Him

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

They actually wanted me to be the first Jewish actor to play Superman but the studio said I was too hot

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.

We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.

And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

The Barbie and Oppenheimer releases both coincided with the Barbenheimer movement.

[em @filmlver]

new letterboxd list just dropped

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Utter travesty - just an appalling violation of the 1st Amendment, that no one will ever face any consequences for.

[Dave Cavell @DavidFCavell]

Resurfacing an oldie but a goodie from my pal @AlexEdelman for #Passover

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

a way too common phenomenon here is people getting addicted to the dopamine hit of being cruel towards bad people so they eventually stretch the definition of "bad people" to include random posters on here who had like one bad tweet

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Remembering Reverend Jesse Jackson ❤️
Season 17, Episode 1

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

With the news so fraught and in the midst of war, it's important to make sure you're getting your information and analysis from the most reliable channel: infographics from reactionary influencers that you've never disagreed with telling you exactly how to feel and who to blame

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Cade kicked our butts. We gotta get better.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

He never wanted to leave.

August 31, 2017

The Tigers are 58-74 and drowning, a long rebuild already underway.

The Astros are 80-53 and World Series favorites.

1 hour before the trade deadline, Justin Verlander is at dinner with his fiancée Kate Upton in Birmingham.

He receives a call saying he's been traded to Houston...pending his approval.

Verlander blocks the trade, telling GM Al Avila and his agent that he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

Dallas Keuchel, still in his Cy Young prime, calls and begs Verlander to reconsider.

Verlander finally relents at 11:59 PM.

MLB receives the fax at 11:59:58...

...2 seconds before the deadline.

Justin Verlander is a rare superstar who genuinely loved his city and its fans.

Welcome home.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

@BonesAndEllie Birdman.

[The Nexus Project @NexusProjectUS]

Some have asked our thoughts on the term "Epstein class." Here is what we think about it. ⬇️

Jeffrey Epstein and his friends' abuse of young women and girls is disgusting, and we should be calling it out. We should continue to call out corruption and greed. But the term “Epstein class" risks morphing into a term, and trope, used to refer to a cabal of wealthy elites who control politics, money, and global influence.

There are ways to call out Epstein's abhorrent behavior, as well as corruption and greed, without engaging in antisemitic tropes, even if such engagement was unintentional. We discourage the use of the term “Epstein class” while encouraging more of our leaders to call out Epstein and others, Jewish and not, and work for justice for the victims of his abuse.

[Darren Mooney @Darren_Mooney]

I find it interesting so much of the debate about the Jewishness of “Marty Supreme” is focusing exclusively on the Holocaust instead of placing that anecdote in the context of stealing a block of the Pyramids because “we built that.”

And Milton Rockwell’s exploitation of Marty.

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

Boy oh boy this Marty Supreme discourse is truly showing how many people don’t understand the complexities of Jewish American identity

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

Me hopping on twitter to say that my favorite part of Marty Supreme was the ending

[Adam Nayman @brofromanother]

On the ending of Marty Supreme, from my chat with Josh Safdie

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

.@zoerosebryant can your hive mind help me out

[Miles Eichenhorn @Miles_o_fun]

Is there already a name for a Marty Supreme/If I Had Legs/All That Jazz/Uncut Gems type genre of movie that’s basically meant to be an immersive stress dream

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

Trying to watch "Fireplace for your home" on Netflix, but it's not starting

Must have forgotten to put the login