Andy Mifsud

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[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

Challenge for American people: Try to say "mirror" with two syllables.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@OldSchoolRS "We'll keep you updated"...

Can we have a rough idea of how long the game will be down?

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@TfL Why do you do absolutely nothing to combat people playing sounds out loud on their phones?

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

Ahahaha this @AmazonUK delivery driver playing GTA: San Andreas loud enough for me to hear it across the road in my house 😂

Also he just drove off with the big side door still wide open 😅

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ Not if you can't find anyone to date you ;)

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@Dominos_UK I need a #DominosBIGGiveaway cos I don't get paid for another week, man's gotta stay alive innit ;)

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ Bro how the FUCK is your hair that much longer than mine ahaha

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@DudespostingWs 2 of various animals? Too religious to be a W, bro.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

We all know you can't wish for more wishes from a genie, but you're a total idiot if you don't wish for more genies.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@amazon prime is not worth paying for. Packages arrive at 10pm on the 2nd day, whereas free delivery option arrives 9am on the 3rd day.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ Fuck what they think, live free 💪

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ Working hard is the idiot's admission of "I've given this no thought and am just doing what I'm told"

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

I may be high right now but I want to remember what it felt like to open a banana by myself for the first time as a kid.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

I see relationships all the time and think "I absolutely do not want that for myself" but am also bitter about not being in a relationship.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

As a follow-up, how many times can one repeat all of these phrases to a person before it becomes acceptable to tell that person to fuck off?

I'd hazard my guesses around 18, and 6.

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

How many different variations are there between the phrase "Don't touch my stuff" and "If you see anything even remotely to do with me, don't touch it, don't look at it, don't even think about it"?

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

One thing that upsets me is that I never got a Charizard Pokémon card as a kid, and the fact they keep going up in price means I'll never get one :(

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ No you don't, man, you really don't

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ "Hey, don't look at me like that, I didn't feel like it" not a bad one tbh

[Andy Mifsud @Milfsud]

@LouisVincent_ Yeah man leave the campsite and come see some bands 😂