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Bioquímica, geminiana y porteña por elección. Ciudadana del mundo 🌎 actualmente: London 🇬🇧

[M @Mili_se]

Lindo día para estar arriba de un avión

[Augureador @Augureador]

Vamos Harbour y que lindo que lo hayan abierto en el centro, en Retiro-Recoleta donde debe ser no me vengan con las pelotudeces de nuñez Saavedra. Marca old money se abre en lugar old money. Que renazca el centro como debe ser

[Beba Carrero🦄🩷✨ @BebaCarrero07]

A estas alturas uno solo piensa en protector solar, yogurt griego, proteína, masa muscular y hacer dinero.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Alejandro @diegoalejocm]

Feliz día del trabajador

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“thank you for your interest in this position, but we have decided to go in another direction”

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate life is just Googling “how to phrase this nicely” 17 times a day

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

nothing is so important at 8:30 am that you need to message me on Teams within 1 minute of logging on

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

£600 flashshare with all bills included 30 minutes from central London may unalive you before HMRC gets a chance to.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[OLUWAPAMILERINAYO 🤲 @muftyawondev]

As a migrant, I paid IHS, I pay council tax, Payee, NI, TV license, I pay transport fare if I have to use it (train, tram or bus), I buy my own food, I pay my own rent, light, water and phone bills. I have no recourse to public funds, so how have you footed my bill please?

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I'm increasingly convinced that burnout doesn't come from working long hours or weekends. Burnout comes from working on things that drain your energy with people that do the same.

[Hunnyyyy @shutuphunnyyy]

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

[M @Mili_se]

Coronados de gloria vivaaaaaamos

[BEN0A @Aywa_anaBen0a]

This day, this moment, this feeling , once in a lifetime.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Thank you for your email. As you are likely aware, I am mentally checked out until 2026 and will be unable to provide a response to your inquiry until then. If you have any questions, that’s unfortunate.

[M @Mili_se]

Así literal hasta 2026

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“Thanks for your email, that sounds like a 2026 problem”

[M @Mili_se]

@rama_moyano_ Mm no. La Mia cobró % sobre el máximo del rango de presupuesto que definimos para gastar en la obra. Pero después terminamos gastando más cerca del extremo inferior que el superior del rango del presupuesto. Me pareció ok

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

WE ARE SO READY

[🇬🇧 @The_babyyyyy]

when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better

[Clementine @meetMeAtMontauk]

Yo dándole like a todos los tuits de Cristina PRESA.

[M @Mili_se]

Más clarito échale agua

[Hippies con Osde @HippiesConOsde]

El mejor análisis de las elecciones.