Dr. Everything'll Be Alright 🥛🥩

Human capital stock. Co-client depositor. Coronavirus consumer. Lover of poorly planned signage.

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guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

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@jimgeisler @chevy My car can't speak to me to tell me I left the keys in the car but it likes to randomly announce "This vehicle is connected to OnStar for limited services."

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@jimgeisler @chevy I thought it was just "we don't know how to handle Bluetooth" but I rented two Chevy's and they both just turned on the damn radio every time I started the car.

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@denovich @jimgeisler @chevy Reality in 2022
- Driver access to 3+ cup holders
- A "glove box" only big enough for the car Manuel's
- Radios that turn on after you've turned them off
- 5 different dings when you exit the vehicle
- Keyless start that allows you to get stranded without the key
- Coin holder

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@denovich @jimgeisler @chevy Expectations for a car in 2022:
- A place to put my phone
- Easy access to tissues / wipes / paper towels
- Storage for a window scraper, umbrella, etc
- Built in car seat
- HUD windshield display
- Spoken indicators
- Voice activated climate controls
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@woy Double barrel to the heart

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@woy 5 shades times x (180 positions of the sun + incandescent lights). Have fun.

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@geekitarian https://t.co/e0iHqtfXtK

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@JanePitt Waze will make that imaginary adventure commute a reality.

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@geekitarian @tlesher @Arbys Tim, I have a $50 expense limit for a team lunch event. Is the sandwich for me?

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