Dave Bray

I love food & beer... lots & lots of beer ... oh and food... did I mention food??

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@prodnose Bought a whole car stereo system built around the mini disc.. FML

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to recreate a festival at home:

- Don’t shower until next week
- Don’t flush your toilet
- Say “oh my god” in horror every time you open the bathroom door
- Say “I’ll be okay in a minute” a lot
- Lose your phone
- Have an existential crisis
- Spend hours trying to find your bed
- Brush your teeth in the garden
- Buy a small portion of chips for £12.50
- Maybe listen to some music

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@mrmarksteel @lamarr_mark Dave Lee Travis in a Theatre in Portsmouth & many years later Gok Wan in a pub on the Thames

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@ElizabethHaggi1 @ThomasW38262764 @supertanskiii @SoVeryBritish Did you stab them & leave?

[Hogs Back Brewery @HogsBackBrewery]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 COMPETITION TIME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

To celebrate reaching the Quarter Finals we are giving away a case of Three Hogs and a football to THREE lucky winners! You know the drill:
- Like this post
- Follow us
- Retweet

*Valid until 7pm on Saturday!

#itscominghome #threelions
#worldcup

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@Chaplin_Barry31 It was shit

[Hogs Back Brewery @HogsBackBrewery]

Win a Brewery Gate Bundle worth over £130! #hogsbackchristmas

All you have to do is:
- Like
- Retweet
- Follow us

Includes 5L Keg, dispensing equipment, 2x half pint glasses, 4x Drip mats.

Good luck! Winner announced 8-11, competition ends midnight on 7-11, T&Cs apply.

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@FrankTJMackay @claudiaooc @fesshole Came here to say this! 😂

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@SoVeryBritish Minder… always

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@acaby75 @fesshole This tweet needs more likes!

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@wimbo1969 That’s not the Hamble river….

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@SoVeryBritish Chocolate Digestive

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@alanwhiteheadmp @SouthamptonCC Will send an e-mail this evening with photos & video

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@alanwhiteheadmp @SouthamptonCC this is where my daughter lives with my very young grandson… can this be sorted asap #environmentalhealth

[jan bray @janilou41]

@SouthamptonCC @dailyecho is this acceptable? According to website, bins last collected 21/1? However not actually collected since before Xmas #RatsZone #EnviromentalHealth #SortItOut

[jan bray @janilou41]

@SouthamptonCC @dailyecho is this acceptable? According to website, bins last collected 21/1? However not actually collected since before Xmas #RatsZone #EnviromentalHealth #SortItOut

[jan bray @janilou41]

@southamptoncc is this really acceptable? Block of 9 flats, rubbish not collected since before Xmas, despite phone calls?

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@janilou41 @SouthamptonCC @SouthamptonCC there are small children living in this block.. a health hazard if ever I saw one #sortitout #shame

[Christopher C. Leon @Christcleon]

Fifty thousand years ago...

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@michellegayle1 Red sky at night.. the Barn is on fire

[Dave Bray @Milkybardave]

@TheLastLeg @EllieRobinsonGB #happybirthdayellie