Bree

Momprenuer Supreme

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Learning To Cook With #QueerEye @antoni Porowski https://t.co/IPRwmBpeTb via @refinery29: this is so amazing to stumble upon, you’re giving me the confidence to enjoy cooking too! Thank you for all you do! I wish you could make me my best me! A girl can dream! 😘 #needrecipes

[Bree @MillenialMom]

@vikingcricketuk @SquarespaceHelp It looks like they won't be going down until the 4th of December, are you building a new site on SS5 or 7?

[Bree @MillenialMom]

I just gave birth to my second child in 18 months and the pain I experienced that bothers hubs the most is that my first IV blew my vein...

[Bree @MillenialMom]

My sister said I should put this here...

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Humidifier. Heater. Septic gas leak. It's like I'm in my own personal hell.

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Why can't I cosleep and eat and pee all at the same time? Bah.

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Aww Hillary you can't compete with Bernie's introduction. Why would you remind us of your First Lady experience? Trust me, we remember.

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Well I guess I missed the memo that morning now starts at 4am. Bah. When does sleep happen again? 25 years?

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Laying on the floor hiding my phone's obnoxious light from a napping baby. Too scared to leave the room and wake her AGAIN

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Oops. Baby fell asleep unswaddled in my arms. Guess Netflix on silent with subtitles it is.

[Bree @MillenialMom]

I hate arguing in my plush robe. Could I look any less credible or intimidating? Where's my power suit when I need it. Ok it's at the store

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Treasuring rare moments in a different room than the baby. All I can do is think about the baby. #momlife #momproblems

[Bree @MillenialMom]

The only thing I'll ever make from scratch had to come out of my vagina. Free pass in the kitchen for life! #momlife

[Bree @MillenialMom]

Cave women knew what was up. Strap that baby to you and get shit done. Fucking brilliant. #babywearing #momlife #momsolutions

[Bree @MillenialMom]

I want the Mom Haircut as badly as I do not want the Mom Haircut. #momlife #momproblems

[Bree @MillenialMom]

You'd think I'd already have this set up by now huh? #irony