MillennialCurmudgeon

Just a sixty-something trapped in a thirty-something's body.

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@MeghanMcCain Who are you again?

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The real "parody" we should be concerned about is this brand of American "Christianity."

#Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony

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@AOC Biden can't beat Trump. Time to vote third party to set up our children's freedom from the two-party duopoly!

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@CNN The fucking ego...

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@ProjectLincoln Yes, and the face of a guy two doesn't know where he is.

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@BidensWins Biden can't beat Trump, but RFK can 👀

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Your dad is trash

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@ImpossibleFoods Real meat that isn't processed 🤷‍♂️

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@marklevinshow So on your show, you said Solomon was asked to split a baby, but it was him who suggested the baby be split. Maybe refresh your stories before attempting use them to make a point?

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@LPNational You're not proofreaders either 😅

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@elonmusk While I get it conceptually, the Fermi Paradox is a bunch of bull.

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@benshapiro Disliking something doesn't make it woke, Benjamin.

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@united So today, your prices have been all over the place. This morning $6K+, later this morning $2K, now (still the morning) back to $6K+.

Please fix your system.

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@united Is there a reason why International flight prices are super inflated today? A September flight to Greece is $5K more today than it was like three days ago...

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@binance It's not looking like you'll make it to 6...

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@browneyed_girl @EdKrassen Conservatives invented Cancel Culture. Just take a look at history.

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@LPNational You are doubling down on a Conservative shock jock fearmonger? Ooof...

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@Timcast Didn't realize you loved "Cancel Culture" so much?

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@Timcast You want them to apologize for (checks notes) reminding people that beer is for everyone?

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@LPNational Except that the Red Caps have most of the guns, so there's that...