You know what I think is a scam? That when your credit card has fraudulent activity and you have to get a new card, it lowers your credit age and therefore your score. I mean credit cards as a whole are a scam, but still.
I just think that no matter who you are, or how you identify, that if you drive poorly you should die….. might seem extreme but yall dumb mfs are risking MY life with your bad driving.
I’ll make the switch to baggy or boot cut jeans. I give in. But the day I go back to low rise is the day hell freezes over. I will be damned if I have to worry about whale tale ever again.
It happened. Snapchat made it so you have to pay for your memories. I swear I’m about to delete the mf app. I have 10 years of memories. Take it back @Snapchat I’m bout to delete the app 🙂↔️
If you try to enter the highway and merge (where traffic is going 65mph) and you’re going 40 it’s me laying on my horn for you to fucking go. You’re going to get us both rear ended because, news flash- traffic does not stop or slow down for you. I hope y’all lose your licenses 🖕🏼
Whenever I feel sad, I just remember that @OKWildlifeDept is trapped in a prison of their own making. A prison of people like me who want to touch and feed wildlife to befriend it😂🙂↕️ no but really their social media team is stellar
To the bitch in the Audi that cut me off at a merge pint just to drive 5 miles under the speed limit: I hope you drive over a nail on the highway and get a flat. I hope you fckn choke… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Guys- we really need get over our fear of being corny or cringe because I swear the audiences at music, comedy even live theater are abysmal and it’s because we don’t want to react authentically. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
I was civil toward my best friends ex last night. I regret it. I should have called him out. I should have been mean, but I had an order to be nice. Next time y’all better send prayers for him, because I think I ran out of niceness.
This whole Charlie Kirk frenzy has been SO heavy, and the media that’s followed was even more draining. So yesterday I just put my phone down and for 12 hours I worked on this lil beaded painting. I feel like my brain has been reset