Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️

Millineal Trans Leftist w/Severe ADHD

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

My girlfriend sent this to me and said we’re going on a 4 day camping trip for my birthday next month. 😜

[Vampira @chulabri]

Everytime your boyfriend makes you cum put $5 in a jar, that’s his birthday fund.. the way his bday turn out is on him

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

How about not wasting time on neither commuting or getting dressed.

Because my favorite thing about clocking in at 8am without having to waste gas money, is that I get to do it in my underwear.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

I’m sick of people dismissing remote work as “pretending to work” or “working in your pjs.” How about “not wasting valuable hours of your life commuting” or “being a part of your kids’ lives.”

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

It’s convenient that my degree is in Law & Public Policy.

The entire exam to become licensed is about about all the laws, the intent/reason behind it, and the policy related mechanism under Dodd Frank to ensure that anyone selling a mortgage doesn’t ruin the economy again.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

Getting licensed to be a mortgage loan originator is basically just an entire course about the Dodd Frank Act.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

Yeah the whole law school thing was the plan, but then friends of mine became mortgage brokers and I found out how much money I could make 1st yr going back to sales. And I thought about what that kind of money could do for my life.

So yeah, I start training Monday.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

Me looking for serotonin while shopping for groceries at Kroger.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

I don’t know why but I can't stop thinking about the size comparison of Titantic to modern day cruise ship size.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

@Rose2__3 @NBA2K_MyTEAM For real, money just buys you VC. If you grind in mycareer, the VC you earn on games on mycareer can be spent on packs.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

2 yr olds ask you the wildest questions.

Like no—I do not want to get out of bed at the crack of dawn just to watch you run up and down the hall with a deflated balloon attached to a string while you pretend it’s a kite. Tf?

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

@morganisawizard Lol, people are so butt hurt in the comments 😂

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

Gryffindor for sure.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

It feels really weird not to have American Government political science classes to help me walk through current events anymore.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

@alkirchoff Oh I can believe it, precisely why I tagged you lol

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

I’m watching Drop Dead Gorgeous @alkirchoff and I’m 10 min and had to tag you and let you know about this.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

Gf: Are you ok?
Me: What? Yea, no I’m just thinking.
Gf: What about? It seems intense.
Me: Oh...about how we need a constitutional amendment for how we vote.
Gf: That seems right.

[local yokel @meh_just_a_guy]

@cevansavenger If you defund police, who will safely chaperone the terrorists into the Capital?

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

That WILD moment when someone doesn’t even understand that the Constitution was written with the very intent to prevent this.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

As someone who had to run away from tear gas at the beginning of the summer during a PEACEFUL protest in my city of Louisville...warms my heart to see the same be done to Trumpers trying to overthrow the election.

[Greene Machine 🏳️‍⚧️ @MiloJ0e]

My girlfriend’s kid just leaned in next to me on the couch, after what has been a very long day babysitting—AND JUST LEANED HER HEAD INTO MY SHOULDER.