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@spqr_sulla Dexter's Laboratory covered this when he made his dog talk.

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@silver92340 @hubermanlab I have noticed this. These same people will stay up late finishing a movie, getting up early for a flight or a neighbor's barking dog, whatever, and still function, but this time shift twice a year is the end of the world.

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@spqr_sulla Kirk and Spock

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@Wisconsin_fam I demand restitution!

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@mattforney When I see these cameras getting criminals locked up and not giving taxpayers tickets, I'll agree with you.

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@Trentologna @godgunsgpus It's a little more expensive. You'll pay the "you're not currrently in a Walmart" upcharge.

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@JustineBateman Yeah, Karen has de-evolved into "any middle aged woman who won't put up with my shit" now.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn Who's got that "I'll allow it" meme handy?

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@bizlet7 Everyone, with all their labels I'm supposed to tiptoe around, is getting pretty exhausting.

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@HarmlessYardDog @MalluChique It sounds like they need to get booted off the NYSE.

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@politicalmath Ok, but isn't she batshit? Didn't that even slightly turn him off?

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@reddit_lies @douglassmackey Yeah, well, life is tough when you're batshit.

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@CynicalPublius You're exactly correct, but I've been reliably told by half of my twitter feed that intelligent, capable women do not exist and 100% of them have b.s. do-nothing jobs, so I'm not sure how that jives up.

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@WatcherontheWeb @ThomBrady5 My 17 yo got kicked outta the mall for being underaged and on his own. If you can't be out in public without your mommy, why get a license?

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@nostalgiafkninc @DissidentSoaps It's the same reason a lot of cities got rid of shotspotter.

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@PowerDad5000 @GOP_is_Gutless "And here's a key to the back door in case you need to use the bathroom while I'm at work."

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@Cointuckeywind1 Nicer than mine. But, I'm doing dumb shit every day like not breaking the law.

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@omgsidewalks Do I have to stand on my head the whole time or something?

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@ACTBrigitte @ChillMode2345 Call me when CEOs are in prison, until then...yawn...

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@4nt1p4tt3rn It's so exhausting, and I'm not that smart. How are we surviving with this many people dumber than me?