Milo Zevon

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@onorma_ My ex

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@ImMalloryBrooke @YouTube @YouTubeCreators Hard to believe she so emotionally stable given those tattoos

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@jkkendrick2 Don’t confuse being “afraid” with “avoiding”

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@Sarah_VT_ “Carry on, soldier.”

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@prettytochi222 No, it means you’re taking away the one thing that makes it worth putting up with your bullshit

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@EricR_WeeK “Drive, baby, drive.”

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@malik_alee66879 Women want the bear. Or did you forget?

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@real_Kan_Do Today is the birthday of my vasectomy and I couldn’t be happier

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@Ella_5b8 Women did this to themselves

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@roseann_cannon Yeah, you’ve certainly proved you’re the stronger gender with your hold on accountability and stability.

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@AnneErickson Alice In Chains opening for Van Hagar

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@GeraldoRivera John Lennon from Topeka, KS?

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@insanevideos I love my vasectomy

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@mara_065 “Drive, baby, drive.”

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@tanmanbbfan I’m only giving the ball to the kid if I’m trying to fuck his mother

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@shellshockkk Jesus Christ the circus is in town

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@6munzz Because we don’t want to end up on TikTok

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@loungingmee Nice fucking lie.

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@DonnaHowardTX Yeah, they definitely failed the girl who went to the frat to recruit guys for an orgy and snorted ketamine off their cocks. Yep. They failed her alight.

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@thebutterknife Yeah, I was all confused by the whole “recruiting frat boys for an orgy” and then snorting ketamine off their cocks.

You’re right. We don’t understand women at all.