Milton Smartt

love America, baking, big red meat.....and guns...and my wife...and Frenchys..GO VOLS….🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bullseye

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@Theos61566461 Don’t tell her!!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@GuntherEagleman Hopefully they will wear gloves…..

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Dear Don Lemon,

Bro...

You went from CNN's golden boy...

(Well, let's be real, their token diversity hire who occasionally pretended to ask tough questions)

To a desperate, has-been hack (and felon) scrambling for relevance like Hunter Biden chasing his next fix.

You were fired from CNN in 2023 after your mouth wrote checks your misogynistic ass couldn't cash, calling women over 40 "past their prime" like some creepy Epstein Island regular.

Hmm 🤔

Classy, real classy.

Now you're reduced to YouTube livestreams where nobody watches except your mom and a bunch of rtards from Portland.

Pathetic.

But hey, nothing screams "I'm still relevant!" like barging into a peaceful church service, right?

There you were, camera in hand, claiming "I'm just a journalist chronicling this," while egging on the mob to "disrupt" and "make them uncomfortable."

You even lectured the pastor like you were some moral authority, not the washed-up talking head who can't get a real job anymore.

Let's cut the bullshit bro.

You knew exactly what you were doing.

This wasn't journalism, this was career CPR.

What better way to resurrect the corpse of Don Lemon than to insert yourself into the latest outrage porn in Minneapolis, the same city that made George Floyd a martyr and launched a thousand kneeling photo-ops?

You saw the headlines writing themselves: "Former CNN Star Covers Bold Protest!"

Except now it's "Former CNN Hack Charged with Federal Crimes for Church Disruption."

Brilliant move, genius.

Nothing says "comeback" like handcuffs and a mugshot.

You'd never pull this shit in a mosque, would you?

Oh hell no.

Imagine Don Lemon strutting into a Friday prayer, mic in face, demanding the imam explain Sharia or whatever hot take you think would go viral.

The outrage would be nuclear.

What do Muslims do to gay people again?

Please remind me.

But a Christian church?

Fair game.

White pastor?

Open season.

Because in your twisted, virtue signaling world, only certain faiths deserve respect, and only certain disruptions count as "peaceful protest."

You're not brave bro...

You're a selective bully who picks targets based on what gets likes from the right crowd.

Face it, Don...

You're not a journalist anymore, if you ever were.

You're a clown.

That church stunt?

Pure desperation.

You didn't go for the story, you went for the resurrection.

Too bad the only thing resurrected was your mugshot and a fresh round of "Don Lemon is a joke" memes.

So here's to you, Don Lemon.

The man who went from prime-time to felony time.

You're not rising from the ashes.

You're just the ashes, blowing around in the wind, annoying everyone and amounting to nothing.

In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@MarindaVannoy1 Amen!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

We don’t have equal justice in America…

How do I know?

Adam Schiff and Hillary Clinton are not in prison yet, and Ilhan Omar has yet to be deported.

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Dear John Leguizamo,

I’ve got to hand it to you bro...

You’ve got the balls of a man who thinks he's still relevant.

Do you know the word "tsunami", John?

Do you know the letter "t" in it?

That's how relevant you are John.

You're the letter T, chico.

That video of yours was so beta bro.

You looked like a disappointed liberal dad who just found out his son owned a MAGA hat.

You dropped that classic line: “If you follow ICE, unfollow me. Don’t come to my shows, don’t watch my movies.”

Bold move, bro.

Really bold.

Don’t watch your movies?

Most of us were like...

"Wait, he still makes movies?"

Nothing says “I’m a powerful voice for the people” like telling the three fans who still remember you from Ice Age to go pound sand if they don’t hate the same things that you do.

You're puffing your chest out like you're the star attraction when you're more like the 6th lead of a trilogy.

You’re the guy they call when they need “ethnic flavor”.

Quick, get Leguizamo!

We need someone to yell, "Remember me!" before getting robbed in the drug deal scene.

You’ve been the sidekick, the comic relief, the guy who dies early in John Wick.

Bro, your last big role was voicing a cartoon squirrel.

People aren’t boycotting your movies...

They’re just not remembering they existed.

“If you support border security, don’t watch my stuff!”

Okay, cool.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I didn't watch your shitty movies before you said that.

Nobody has ever said, "Hey honey drop the kids off at your parents, and let's go see that John Leguizamo movie."

NO ONE!

You’ve cashed checks from studios that exploit immigrant stories for Oscar bait, but God forbid Trump deports less people than your boy Obama did.

Where were you then bro?

Oh that's right!

Making shitty movies John!

That's where you were.

Most people who watch movies don’t give a damn about your politics.

They just want to laugh or cry or see shit blow up.

And let’s not pretend this is brave.

It’s the safest take in Hollywood right now.

Every other celebrity is competing to see who can hate ICE the loudest while sitting behind their gated communities.

Meanwhile, actual LEGAL immigrants are grinding every day, not posting videos telling people to unfollow them if they disagree.

Unfollow you?

Bro, we've never followed you to begin with.

The only people hitting that follow button are your agent desperately trying to book you another voice gig for a straight-to-streaming sloth sequel, your publicist praying the algorithm still remembers your name, and the handful of Ice Age fans who think you're literally a prehistoric mammal.

You're out there yelling "Don't come to my shows!" like ticket sales were ever a problem.

You’re not brave, John.

You're predictable.

So go ahead, keep telling your dwindling fanbase to unfollow if they dare think borders should mean something.

Keep pretending that losing the zero people who were still buying tickets to your one-man shows is some massive sacrifice.

The rest of us?

The ones you wanted to cancel?

Bro, we already canceled you years ago.

We just didn't bother telling you because...

Who cares?

In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

PS. You keep this shit up, your TDS is going to make you look like George Lopez.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Same goes for all male mammals

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@nickshirleyy @PatriotAnimal58 And thank you!!!!!!!

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@GuntherEagleman @IfindRetards Can’t pass up the rolls at Texas Roadhouse…..

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@IngrahamAngle @jlpetricevic A weasel……

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@4thOfJuly365 And in the shadow of the FUPA, Victor Vulva lay in wait……

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@ZeekArkham @AVGirl4Life Yes totally just you!😂😂

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@4thOfJuly365 Green spoiled hamburger meat…..

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@TaraBull808 What is that?

[Milton Smartt @MiltonSmartt]

@StellarArtoisGB IFB

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

Anyone know this person, who today at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville decided to steal our sign, run away with it and then try to snatch a student’s phone for filming?

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Zofia Zambrano was caught defacing a Charlie Kirk memorial..

Make her famous.