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lifetime warranty

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

:)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden & Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

I came back soley to retweet this

[Danni Gonyo @dgonyoVA]

Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles.

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

@GolanGoat Cuz he's a dog where did he learn how to wink???

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

"did u just fucking wink at me?" - me to my pup at least once a day

[Wale @Wale]

Run that back 🌙

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Whippoorwill Has Had Same 3-Note Song Stuck In Head For Entire Life https://t.co/59LUohmRef

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Normally I like to mock royal shit but we’re banned from making fun of other countries for at least the next 3 years

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

it took us 241 years, but america has finally infiltrated the british monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary war can begin

[A bear @A_single_bear]

How are birds so confident? It must be the feathers. They are so lovely.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Imagine being so terrible that this is an accomplishment https://t.co/9tEpyd7c6b

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

Must...follow....heart.........must.......chase...dreams

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

Why do good running shoes have to look goofy as hell???

[Women's March @womensmarch]

If #MothersDay is a painful holiday for you, please know: We see you. We love you. We care about you. (Art by Mari Andrew). #MamasDay

[Maria Popova @themarginalian]

“Every man or woman who is sane, every man or woman who has the feeling of being a person in the world, and for whom the world means something, every happy person, is in infinite debt to a woman.”

#MothersDay with Winnicott: https://t.co/3Xv26r6ZKu

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Just to be clear, if you carefully removed, and laid end-to-end, all the veins, arteries, and capillaries of your body, you will die.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

maybe conservatives would want more gender-neutral bathrooms if they knew how often gay people fuck in the stalls

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

The universe is really just an ocean

[googlegon @Mimi_Shit]

I can't imagine that encountering a man who runs with wolves is much different than seeing a group of men at the gym