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[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Donald Trump: " One of the worst deals ever made by Barack Hussein Obama. Remember when they sent Boeing 757s over there loaded with cash, hundreds of millions... Sent it to Iran almost as ransom. That's not gonna happen with Trump…Can you imagine if I did that?”

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

This is better than any of the 43 songs Drake just dropped.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bro looks Like L Ron Cool Jay

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[༈༈ @Shirinsmit]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

[The Force Majeure Groyper @ProgDirectorate]

White people opioid culture gave us JD Vance and Hillbilly Elegy. Black people opioid culture gave us Future's legendary discography. Much to consider

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

Harry Potter canonically played 9 quidditch games in six whole years of school #TheBoyWhoLoadManaged #PandemicPotter

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

two sausage mcmuffins with egg. Or is it two sausages mcmuffin like ‘attorneys general?

please just pull forward sir

[William D. Hendrix @SpecificNY]

Biden scapegoat in 2026

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

what you have to understand about lindsey graham is that he is actively trying to go to hell because that's where he thinks all the gay guys are

[morrissey enjoyer @morrisseyenjoyr]

white people simply cannot believe khruangbin

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

pam bondi is JESTERMAXXING and currently being FRAME MOGGED by the house judiciary committee. she’s experiencing VISIBLE CORTISOL SPIKES as she continues to get FACT MOGGED while PERJURYMAXXING. zero composure gains, getting RECLAMATION MOGGED every 45s for FILIBUSTERMAXXING

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

I cant stand these millennial tech companies with these 'cute' nonsense names like "granola" or "clay." if I had a company youd see me calling that shit the American Computing Corporation. National Electron. United Tabulation. thats a name with some chest hair

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

type of shit I been on

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

Beginning to grasp the ideological roots of SEC fans