j.b. exte

writer. i have a book called Being Human, Then Decaying out through @deathlessmedia that you can find in the link in my profile

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

if you prefer things that aren’t made with AI i did write this book that you can get on https://t.co/nE7R79GNJ8

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

dumb conversation i see time and time again, but the worst part imo is that skinny guys never get brought up. haven’t in years

for a bit there it was the ideal male body type, now it can’t even get into the conversation. waiting for a revival

[null @nullpointered]

Why are women lying about preferring the guy on the left? Like what’s the actual cause?

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

all of the love pitbull gets should have gone to enrique iglesias but hey, just another moment where a bald man steals the attention due to a haired man

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

@Chathamm exactly feels soooo good to have an excuse to be lazy so i don’t have to think about that

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

this is nerd knowledge. cool guy knowledge will tell you that you’ll never get better rest than when you’re hungover rewatching the planet of the apes movies eating chinese food

[rachel @rachelmillman]

no one likes when you point out that not drinking to excess in the first place will lead to resting properly and feeling healthier

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

yeah people don’t read enough

[veronica lodge chart updates @livaldovinos]

13 Reasons Why is one of the few artistic works that’s like pro suicide.

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

every table should have two waiters, one for play-by-play and the other for color commentary

[Sports Crave @SportsCrave_]

🚨TRENDING: Paul George has already landed in Boston and is doing a meet and greet with Celtics fans.

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

i’m sorry but i’d rather listen to a regular person talk about incredibly basic philosophy than listen to someone with an anonymous twitter account who thinks they’re smarter than everyone else talk about anything at all

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

people like to make fun of this sentiment but have you heard the things the average man considers "deep" or "insightful?" at best you're getting repackaged dollar store stoicism.

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

LADIES WHAT YA’LL THINK ABOUT A MAN BREAKING OUT THE TICKLE MONSTER ON THE FIRST DATE 👂 SOUND OFF 🔊

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

word of warning: do not bring out the tickle monster on the first date. judge sets bail crazy high to make a freaking lesson out of you

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

i don’t think you guys understand how crazy it is to have a fresh, new completely original carole baskins joke in 2026

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

broke: she puts the lotions in the basket

woke: she puts the carole in the baskins

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

broke: she puts the lotions in the basket

woke: she puts the carole in the baskins

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

we don’t talk enough about that morman guy being named Bring Em Young

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

need new socks what’s the quickest way to get sent to a mental hospital

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

6 minutes until men’s mental health awareness month is over, thank god. i don’t want to think about what’s going on up there anymore

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

rodney dangerfield is a name that should belong to somebody else

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

@freddie_delrey guy wearing feminine clothing does not equal gay or woman + you don’t know if that guy is straight or not

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

me when i see a guy in women’s clothes and have an instinct that it’s unnatural and wrong based on my learned biases and need to figure out a way to make that feeling okay to have:

[𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 🩷 ꕤ @freddie_delrey]

i hate this genre of man and severely dislike the genre of woman that thinks this sort of thing is funny/endearing/attractive/anything other than nauseating. it’s spiritually heated rivalry if this description helps people understand what i mean

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

oh no no no tell anyone you want. i meant that i was telling you WITH confidence not IN confidence. hes dl FOR SURE now spread the word

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

some would say i’m resting on my laurels, other would say im resting on my yannys