Mimic Dice

The Mimic. Owner of Mimic Dice. Carnivore Diet. I make dice in the Underdark and sell them to humans. Mimic Dice Kickstarter at

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Love is blind, which explains why I keep getting crit in the face.

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@sirferrell2 @Enderman “Proof” from the hoax? Man you’re dumb.

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@PatsyDiabetes So why are you working and not locked down? Stay home.

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@leahfiles “If you read my retardation it makes sense!”

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The dice TAKETH, and sometimes the dice GIVITH some back. So thanks. I hate it. #gencon

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Look how SAD they are at #gencon ! Just SO SO sad! ITS DELICIOUSSSSSS. Well don’t worry, there is a silver lining … that somebody else won!

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Follow along at #gencon as we track the lives of today’s big winners and even bigger losers. That one girl was forced to adopt a TURTLE! Mwa ha ha, and it wasn’t even a ninja or something.

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“Ooooh, look at us, we’re WINNERS! We’re so smug, look at our smug grins and cool prizes!” THIS IS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND! #gencon

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What a terrible failure! He looks perfectly content losing this much, I can’t believe it. Does he even KNOW HE LOST?!? #gencon

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Alright…. I may have spoken too soon at #gencon , these guys COOKED! Mimics dying left and right! But don’t worry, there’s always more where they came from.

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Today the plebs were back for more at #gencon , and they got SLAUGHTERED!

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Three HAPPIES and a SAD, let’s play at #gencon I bet you can’t guess who is who in this group!

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*NEW ACHIEVEMENT* You’re both a winner AND a loser!

And it’s not even that hard when you ROLL TEN TIMES!

Rewarrrrdddddd? - Cheaters don’t get rewards! Though I guess #gencon itself is a bit of a reward.

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And here’s some “winners”! Don’t let it get to your head though! You’ll never really be safe from the mimic at #gencon

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#Gencon I’ve given some people from today’s dice game nicknames. This is “sad” because she’s sad, and rolled a ‘1’. Then there’s “sad”, “sad”, and “also sad”. Come on SADS, roll better!

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Okay okay, so SOME people are rolling fine. She got a nat20 and crushed with a chaotic cracked glass gemstone set at #gencon booth 2931

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Womp womp! Nat 1 strikes again! #gencon ENJOY YOUR TURTLE mwa hahahaha

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Alright, so this kid knew how to roll (finally) and crushed with a 20, and got a special resin set. Good job! (At least SOMEONE can roll!)

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MORE ONES! Man, how is this even possible! Enjoy your Hedgehog and Fish dorrrrks! #gencon

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At #Gencon our dice game is kicking ass and taking names right now. Look at these poor guys and their ONEs. Hahaha seriously, who rolled a ONE? My BABY can roll higher!

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@thecyrusjanssen Whining even when the president’s statement is simple and correct. There’s no embarrassment here.