Maharshi Mimo

A pencil on a piece of crumpled paper. Quirkyalone.
Investor and Trader. ♟️🇮🇳

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Let's pin this image to our mind until law & Order, women's safety, castism is fixed in UP and @myogioffice removed from office.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

@HeyItsMegha Use Rupay credit card. You will get your UPI transaction as credit card statement. Your money sits longer in your account. In case of fraud report to credit card company.
Then your bank statement becomes easy to read.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Wholesaler never takes payment digitally. Kirana stores had to take money out of bank weekly to pay in cash, but they could never explain the pain to customers. Now kirana owner have a valid reason to charge extra or ask for cash.

Swiggy/Zomato will show "Payment Charges".

[Crypto India @CryptooIndia]

BREAKING: 🇮🇳 Lok Sabha passes a bill that could allow banks and payment companies to charge merchants a fee for accepting UPI payments.

Consumers will not be affected.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Start your day with a workout.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Your body produces more creative ideas when you are slightly tired - due to reduced cognitive filtering.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

नभः स्पृशं दीप्तम्॥

On the #AirForceDay, I salute the valor and precision of the Indian Air Force.
Operation Sindoor stands as proof - swift, surgical and decisive. The skies have never known a greater guardian.
JAI HIND! @IAF_MCC 🫡

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

I would suggest to stop using the @MyIndusIndBank RuPay credit card. They are stealing money.

- Showing Charge for Failed Transaction
- Duplicate charge for the same transaction with different transaction ID.
- Final Bill for a cycle doesn't add up to the listed transactions.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

"खून का बदला सिंदूर से"

Any attack on Indians—by major terrorist groups or small factions in Pakistan—will bring consequences for the entire Pakistani army and its proxies.

India is prepared if the Pakistan army tries to save face.

#OperationSindoor
#IndianArmy

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Developers using ai generated codes are denying themselves of the future job opportunities. Recruiters do not fancy your prompting skills unless they are hiring for a prompt engineer

While your employers are always asking how it is taking a long time even with the GitHub copilot

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Revenge is best served cold and almost when they forget about it. #IndvsAusSemifinal

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

@stats_feed Took vaccine

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Guess how the DEI of this photo is met.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful day filled with gratitude and joy.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Don't drop soap

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

What are the unspoken rules of prison life?

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Congratulations Team India. 👑 @TheHockeyIndia

#WomensJuniorAsiaCup2024

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Relentless pressure finally pays off
Congratulations Champion @DGukesh

#GukeshDing #worldchampion

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

This entire match has been whose knight sits on c5

#DingGukesh

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

After Gukesh's Na1, Ding wants to punch Gukesh.😂

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

After Gukesh's Na1, Ding wants to punch Gukesh.😂

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

That's Ding freezing

#DingGukesh

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

That's Ding freezing

#DingGukesh

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Start organizing your stand-up in a bigger Auditorium to accommodate the new non-Indian audience, after your Emmy performance.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

In other news, i'm in Toronto Dec 1st at Meridian Hall. Late show is full, but a few tickets still open for the 4pm.
Tix: https://t.co/KFdHec6Wkb

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

I have been going through 🎵Habit - by @Eminem in loop.

The title of the song is the only place where he'd pulled his punches, like Mike-gone soft on the triggered and targeted. Disappointing!

To stab and twist the knife: "Offended? Talking to you"

Love you em

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

Why did Sodium join the periodic table's rebellion?

Because it was tired of being neutral and wanted to bond... violently.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

[Maharshi Mimo @Mimo_Maharshi]

.@JustinTrudeau

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Which world leader do you think is least respected by their own people?