Mimosa Gordon

Pilates and yoga teacher, LMT, certified personal trainer. Runner. Reader. Dog person. Austin-born, New York-taught.

[Mimosa Gordon @MimosaGordon]

@JasonKirell @milaatmos There’s a story here.

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

A puffer fish will eat all your nightmares.

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@JasonKirell I thought puffers were so mild-mannered. Wow.

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@rgay @rgay I would have a struggle over how to simultaneously keep my cool and fawn over how brilliant I think you are.

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@mayorsteveadler @CultureMapATX @austin360 @statesman

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@northwoodretail WOW. This is at best stupid and at worst, well it’s bad. It’s really very bad. Y’all need to run a few checks and balances over there in your marketing department.

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@rgay That should be everywhere. People are really stuck.

[♻️🇺🇸 Christopher Zullo @ChrisJZullo]

Mark my words. Kim Jong Un is going to try and use this peace between North and South Korea ending the Korean War as reasoning to push US troop withdraw and ease of global sanctions all without addressing his human rights violations or nuclear arsenal. Trump’s bout to get trumped

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@rgay Almost certainly not.

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@Ahooms @TrainWithVI @shoots and @TrainWithVI thanks for reply- Vi worked in walk mode (beta) and pairs and plays music fine now-haven’t had a chance to try tread beta yet again.

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

As many folks watch the #GoldenGlobes and tear apart the “Hollywood elite” online, Please remember that many, many of the actresses in attendance have to face their perpetrators tonight and shake their hands or hug them (yuck) to keep their living. Their jobs. Feed their families

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@TrainWithVI Tried “Treadmill” and yeah beta and all that but NO SOUND at all. Kept track of applicable stats but ZERO SOUND- what’s up?

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So I’m two years behind and am just now watching Crazy Ex Girlfriend and everybody on the show is brilliant. Everybody.

[George K. Howell @GeorgeKHowell]

Thoughts & prayers to my home state #Texas

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

The US has always had white supremacist mobs. We haven't always had an AG who idolizes the confederacy or neo-Nazis in the White House.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

What a profound moral failure on the part of the President of the United States.

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

It appears that the underpants gnomes wrote the new Trump tax plan:

1. Slash taxes, mainly in ways that benefit Trump
2. ????
3. Growth!

[Mimosa Gordon @MimosaGordon]

Gooooooo Joooooooooe! #reddragonplayers #AHS https://t.co/8EEWP3DFMx

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

The new @MST3K is here and we can now tell you: we helped write #Ep9 #Yongary!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Sessions is "amazed" an "island in the Pacific" judge can block the travel ban. Just like how I'm "bewildered" a "racist elf" can be AG.