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This is my version of sarcastic font.

[lars @MindBytes]

The balancing act of staying detached but connected.

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

I hope this email finds you in a smoky room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

"Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
- The Three Wise Men

[Richard Harris @RichHarris2]

What I love about American politics is the calm, gentle rational approach everyone has to it. The utter logic and intelligence. Awesome.

[lars @MindBytes]

@OneMinuteBriefs One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #Sprouts 🟢🤤

It‘s a Match! @WholeFoods

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my favorite holiday tradition is explaining the rules of a new board game my family never wanted to play in the first place

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

Guys, I gotta run. I left the fire place video streaming.

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

[lars @MindBytes]

@OneMinuteBriefs Late entry... One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #Gingerbread for #GingerbreadHouseDay @Polaroid

[lars @MindBytes]

@OneMinuteBriefs One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #Gingerbread for #GingerbreadHouseDay @Polaroid

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

When you die, your hoodies are redistributed to all of your exes.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Curious George never asked one question. The lies are endless.

[Not Hot. Not Bothered. @hunbothered]

Know someone who could use some extra help this holiday season?

Here’s a chance to nominate them for a chance at a $50 gift card.

Details in attached photo. Make sure you read the instructions carefully & thoroughly so your nominee is eligible for a chance.

Happy Holidays XO

[lars @MindBytes]

@OneMinuteBriefs Create book cover designs/concepts for @DominicMcGregor 's upcoming book ‘I’m never drinking again’. #ImNeverDrinkingAgain

[lars @MindBytes]

@OneMinuteBriefs Create book cover designs/concepts for @DominicMcGregor
’s upcoming book ‘I’m never drinking again’. #ImNeverDrinkingAgain

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

One day you’re young and cool and the next thing you know you’re dusting your baseboards because people are coming over.

[CJ Johnson @cjjohnsonjr]

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[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Wheel of fortune but to determine how much you owe in taxes.

[lars @MindBytes]

he’s a 10 but abbreviates the word you

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Friend: Have you been using that gym membership card I gave you for Christmas?

Me: All the time! Just this morning I used it to scrape ice off my windows and yesterday I used it to cut a cake.