Sweets

Not as funny as I think I am.

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

I don’t know man, just seems like the Flat Fuck Fridays are coming and going a lot faster than they used to these days

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

@tayozborne There’s no need to call me out like that

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

A night spent listening to David Attenborough is a night well-spent

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

I missed this feeling. Thank you Toronto

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

It would be nice if the most popular song with my name in the title didn’t start with the lyrics, “I never thought I’d die alone”.

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

Could*, unfortunately

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

No one can call people out right to their faces quite like Anthony Bourdain.

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

Realized tonight my mouth has developed calluses for sour candy

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

No one tells you that when you’re trying to improve your diet that breaking the seal while drinking water is just as bad as with beer

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Toronto Maple Leafs fans training for another season of pain

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

I will be playing goalie until medical professionals have to drag me off the rink for my own good.

[lewisjwr ☆★ @lewisjwr]

Rhea Seehorn never won an Emmy for Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul #Emmys #Emmys2022

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

Imagine not listening to music specifically made for women? Could never be me.

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

@barstoolsports His updated wiki page

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

@kp47_ Your accommodation has not gone unappreciated

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

@kp47_ It’s a shame that Tiktok doesn’t a feature like “copy link” so you can send it to people who don’t have an account

[Jomboy @Jomboy_]

Team Canada beats Japan with big 6th inning rally, a breakdown

[Sweets @MindOfSweet]

To anyone my age or close to it that is considering starting a family. I beg you, the earth begs you, please cap it at 2 children. There’s already 3-4 billion too many of us as it is.

[Wendo @WendolynLamchop]

If you need me, I'll be crying in a corner.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Here's what you're gonna do. You’ll start to the left. Then you’re gonna take it back now, y’all. They’ll be watching. That’s ok. One hop this time; no more no less. Right foot, let’s stomp. Left foot, let’s stomp. Then you’re gonna cha cha real smooth like nothing ever happened.