taytay∞🌼🦋

Breathe in, breathe out • 25 y/o • 🖤💙🖤 • 🇨🇦 •

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

My favourite part of #IBetYouThinkAboutMe

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I find it more fun to give random friends my dating apps than actually participating in dating apps myself

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Don't Blame Me is gospel

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Every couple months I just need to buy a new water bottle just so I can remind myself what it feels like to buy a new water bottle

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@Tinder it would be great if you stopped giving me matches that were out of my radius preference.... specifically 3000kms out of it. This is the 2nd time now and what good is a good match if we can never actually meet?

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@reputamatt WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

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Throughly debating on wearing a giant fuck you fake diamond ring and telling anyone who walks into my office I'm married to a woman

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

Things I shouldn't have to do:
1. Consider wearing a fake wedding ring
2. Have to avoid persistent phone calls
3. Worry about giving you my business card with my full name on it
4. Consider "wearing something different"
5. Consider "not wearing makeup"
6. Make this tweet
#MeToo

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

Is it just me or is Lainey Wilson lip singing like..... bad?

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

They say when you "stop looking"thats when someone comes alone. Well I stopped looking for like 3 years and nothing still 🙃

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

Healing is a journey. Healing is a journey. Healing is a journey. Healing is a journey.

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

Still can't believe I had a promise ring 💀

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Why is the thought of eating bone marrow so.... 🤢 but then EVERYTIME it's like the best thing I've ever tasted

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

I've been having wild vivid dreams of being in a relationship with @diplo and I don't know why

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If I only had one accomplishment this year.... I'd claim it eas having my Anti TSwift friend favourite one of her songs from #MidnightsTS that's it that's all. My work is done.

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@McDonalds how do I claim this?

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What could've been, would've been, what should've been... you #MidnightsTS

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The cohesiveness of this album is SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL #TSmidnighTS

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#midnighTSnosleepover #Karma has been a LONG journey for the Fandom #Swifties #Midnights #TaylorSwift #TSMidnightsTS

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

@MindOfSweet You were balding in highschool DW

[taytay∞🌼🦋 @tayozborne]

When the hottest guy in highschool is now balding 💀💀💀