Ming Roheren

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

i feel like every week i?m just like " i need to get through this week?

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

Whenever I see someone pick up an avocado, feel it, and put it back I pick up that same avocado and whisper "you're still beautiful" to it.

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

saying "my girl" is probably the cutest fucking thing

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Smart phones, smart cars , now they're making smart T.V.s. When are they gonna start making smart people?

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

Wow you changed your makeup in 16 different hot ways. And where did you learn those 8 moves that drove me wild *sees Cosmo on the table* ah

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

If you promise to stay, I promise to never leave.

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

Relationships these days, start and end on Facebook.

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Auto correct changed "mingle" to "mangle," and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party.

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

"Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better." - Albert Camus

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Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.

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A relationship is kinda like a nice warm shower, everything feels good til the water gets cold...

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Elderly woman ahead of me at Subway is paying for her lunch with nickels and now I don't even give a shit about health care reform.

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i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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Happy Valentine's Day! Write someone a love letter, even if that someone is a friend, child, pet, or yourself. Love & open hearts to u all!

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

My phone is an alarm clock, a flashlight, a music player and a digital camera.

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

I want to sleep through life and only wake up for the good parts like dinner.

[Ming Roheren @MingRoheren]

Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people

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I respected people a lot more before Spotify told me what they were listening to.

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That one friend that plays Call of Duty too much.

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Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.