Christian Hahn

Comedian, History Buff and Tiktok’s Most Wanted

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

TaliGLAM not Taliban 💅

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

My height? What of my density and volume, Princess?… those are my strengths

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

This is literally all my favorite things to do in the office

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

If you own a business,

Respect yourself:

- Don't fart in the office.

- Don't be FAT.

- Don't be dirty & uncouth.

- Don't smoke.

- Don't bring domestic squabbles to work.

- Don't throw male employees under the bus to please female employees.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

I remember going to the 3pm grisley pear open mic Marcello used to host in 2019. No one was ever there but even then you could tell he was different. Some people just have star power, you could see it. A few years later he’s the heart throb of SNL. Very cool to witness. Nice guy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Marcello Hernández & Sabrina Carpenter stun in new photo.

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

Me when I’m about to Irish goodbye my friends at a bar

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

Vapes are great for when you get in one those moods where you want to swap saliva with 8 of your homies

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

When I don’t answer your texts this is what I’m doing

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

When I ask for lettuce on my sandwich I’m not asking for mixed green… I want that yellow ass iceberg. I want it to have that type of crunch that keeps cabbage up at night. How dare you attempt to imbue my turkey sandwich with nutritional value

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

How do I become friends with him?

[vacation boy @epsilina]

i just found out my husband has a hot dog counter on his phone to track his yearly intake of hot dogs

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

saying “pause” after expressing the slightest bit of affection and empathy to your boy

[MILO @Nero]

Heterosexuality has been restored.

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

@toni_fas Hi I’m here

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

@eionfalance Getting boxed out so real

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

@MikeCrispiNJ Can already see the trad wives simping over this alpha

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

Okay but Shen Yun might be a good show

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

Just bought whole milk bout to have myself a NIGHT

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

@KittenReynolds Don’t get me started on Flyleaf

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

I love how he is slowly revealing he’s a maniac

[New York Post @nypost]

Bradley Cooper is ‘totally’ fine with being naked around the house — he used to shower with his dad https://t.co/9VncNt77E7

[Chris Barnes @ChrisBarnes]

Twitter is great platform if you love being forced to watch of video of people dying in the most brutal way possible about every 3 days

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

Need to get hit by a bus ASAP

[David J Phillips @davj]

People ask me how I reached an eight-figure net worth after only 5 years in tech:

Year 1 - $65K (1st job)

Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise)

Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs)

Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me)

Year 5 - $146K (promotion)

[Christian Hahn @MingleWithChris]

Me at 3 am watching a YT video titled “What if Rome never fell?”