Michael Southgate

Actor | Performer | Film Maker | Occasional Streamer | Lover of Comedy, MUSE, West Ham, Youtube, Gaming & Twitch -

[bella @bellacfc]

anyways shoutout to bbc for some actual unbiased punditry

[Michael Southgate @MiniMikeish]

@WestHamViews_ Free agents like Dael Fry, Matt Targett, Fabian Schar, Raul Jiminez etc

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

This is pretty scandalous

Just watch the whole video 🤯

[James @JameswhufcJones]

London Stadium away day starter pack:

1) turn up and make no noise
2) lose
3rd whack out the latest iPhone and take a picture with 0.5 zoom and post it

I used to sit upper tier directly next to the away fans, it’s nothing like any pictures people post 🤣🤣🤣

[Wᴇsᴛ Hᴀᴍ Sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ @WestHamSocial]

Me watching myself head to my first ever West Ham game.

Lifetime of punishment 😭

[𝙒𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙈 𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏 @_WestHamReport]

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

We've become worryingly shit ever since Pablo Fornals left.

No Pablo. No party.

[club shop hammer @notpaul1985x]

David Moyes OBE’s last game at the London Stadium vs Luton (11th of May, 2024) was the last time West Ham have won a game from a losing position.

West Ham have had 2 managers and played 43 games since then.

[club shop hammer @notpaul1985x]

Since 24/25, West Ham have won just 1/9 games Tomas Soucek hasn’t started in

3-1 vs Man City ❌
3-0 vs Chelsea ❌
2-1 vs Man United ✅ (on at HT)
3-0 vs Forest ❌
5-0 vs Liverpool ❌
1-0 vs Wolves ❌
2-1 vs Liverpool ❌
1-1 vs Southampton ❌
3-0 vs Sunderland ❌

11% win rate 🫣

[Joe Davis @whujoe]

Right then. Time for a certain group of blokes running around in claret shirts to ruin my weekend. Irons.

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

👍👍👍

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[Michael Southgate @MiniMikeish]

My next show 😍 https://t.co/NQE8AUlqyf

[Michael Southgate @MiniMikeish]

Dear mouse running around in the ceiling/walls/loft, please fuck off I need to sleep as have opening show of Calendar Girls tomorrow. Thank you kindly.

[Michael Southgate @MiniMikeish]

@ReelHammerz I'd rather we didn't end up in the championship again lol, it's not a coincidence he's been relegated this many times

[TheCockneyBoys⚒️ @cockneyboywhu]

Never trust a West Ham fan that thinks we should sell Soucek, bottom tier fans.

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

Unreal Gegenpressing from her, we need more reporters to be like this towards him instead of lapping up the nonsense he's always spilling

[UEFA Conference League @Conf_League]

13 games, 12 wins & 1 draw 🥵

🔝 West Ham remain only team to win the Conference League unbeaten ⚒️

#UECL | @WestHam