Connor Michaelson

The media should be independent. Is it?

[\ @backkslashh]

hr safety training quiz this is your coworker bob and he is gay how do you greet him in the morning
a) hey bob how its gaying
b) happy gayday
c) how's the wife and kids
d) hello

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

The way people talk about ADHD on here is a psyop to trick you into not doing things and being a loser. You can read books, you can show up on time, you can work a job, you can do the dishes. You can do anything

[Cloud @MistAtDusk]

"Mommy is that a boy or a girl?" bro ur like 10 you should know what an ugly tranny is

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[GOY SUPERSTAR @GoySuperstar]

This is one of many reasons why Being Actually Racist is so important. If you're Actually Racist, you immediately recognize that a hominid with this phenotype is hostile, and that anything it says is going to be a lie

I don't need to read anything about the "substance" of what this individual said to know that it's false, and that it's deliberately lying, and that its lies are in service of something harmful to me. Because that's just what hominids with this phenotype do

Just Be Actually Racist. Let your instincts take over. Judge people based on what their physical appearance suggests. Their phenotype contains more predictive power than anything that they say

[Joshua🥤 @seafood0z]

why would i ever want to type that

[ThemeParkScout @ThemeParkScout]

So… my daughter tried Rollercoaster Tycoon for the first time ever. She made all the rides free so “everyone can ride” because she has a kind heart. Then she ran out of money. She then started charging on everything, including the bathrooms.

Greatest game of all time.

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live like a povert for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your cock doesn’t work but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax free.

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@0x49fa98 @FJScott3 then what is there to gain from bulking?

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@johannesmkx what? he's better looking than you will or ever have been LOL. agree with your takes but this is pure jealousy.

[star anise @anisenot]

Would you still love him if he lost all his hair & money & got MS & lost all his muscle tone & you had to load his motorchair onto the tailgate??

Would you still love her if she got fat & lost her libido & cut her long hair off & quiet quit housework??

These are the questions much more important than Generic Checklist of What Man/Woman Wants

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@DevAdvocated @mario4thenorth you realize they commit all the violent crime right? making it about race is about survival and logic and rationality and all those adult things that you need to have to be a grown up with a proper brain.

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@AnthonyJMHoward @mary_got_grace why

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

Blacks doing Whiteface just underscores the fact that we’re a different species

They don’t even look human

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@ItIsHoeMath @RestoreBritain @RestoreBritain

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@DeboredGuy1 wow ur so cool and emotional. lol

[hoe_math = PsychoMath @ItIsHoeMath]

Science treating some questions as taboo proves that science is fake.

If you are avoiding a question, you are not a scientist.

[Connor Michaelson @MiniWheatsMatt]

@luccini95 Brodeur