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@machinegunkelly

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Got a new little dude on my arm. His name is Todd.

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I got a bottle of wine delivered with my groceries and the delivery lady said “you don’t look old enough to drink”. I will be riding that high for the next year.

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We’re watching Breaking Bad (finally) and the only thing we call Gustavo is “Gus Gus the chicken man”

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Starting to suspect my infant has FOMO

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I would like to thank whoever invented the blowout barrier on these diapers. They deserve the crispiest high five.

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It looks like a sperm

[Jim Cantore @JimCantore]

Recent trends from model guidance have brought #Lee back west enough so that it has put southeastern New England in the NHC track cone. It should be noted that track guidance can error by hundreds of miles for this time out 5-6 days. That said, Lee will likely be an expanding hurricane hundreds of miles wide, so even minus a landfall in the USA, which still appears a least likely scenario at the time of this tweet, rain and wind impacts could be felt well into New England especially with a more western track. Lee has gone from a wave maker to perhaps a bigger player into the weekend that may be worth at least some preparation at this point in the game. Bottom line: uncertainty to exact impacts for the northeast USA weekend remains.

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I wanna go to bed but beebles is making music so I have to stay up so he can sample my voice for creepy intros. Not sure how to feel about that.

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@elaine4animals PLEASE. I have had ENOUGH.

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@FOX19

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@DavidSouthern_ Is there even hockey in Texas? I am genuinely asking, I should have been by now but such is life.

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Thought about doing a chic, slicked-back look with my hair for this upcoming work event, but I know I’d just look like a weasel dipped in grease.

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It’s weird being an adult. I used to crave sugar. Now I crave vegetables.

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All I want is strawberry birthday cake

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We dressed up for Halloween at work today. I’m a flying squirrel!

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Please enjoy these photos of my brief stop in Chicago

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In high school I had an English teacher who got me to get better grades by telling me he was disappointed in me and knew I could do better. The same teacher was disappointed in my misspelling of Jeffrey Dahmer’s last name. 10/10 and the reason I got into college honors English.

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@sarahbear_915 Girl, are so welcome! I’m just so happy I can be here for you! You are so sweet and kind and you deserve all of the love! We are all so fortunate to know you ❤️

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@sarahbear_915 Sarah, you are the SHIT!! This earth is so blessed to have you on it and I am so so happy to see the wonderful things going on in your life!! ❤️

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I find it hilarious that my fiancé is banned from a town and an entire country