Minister Goose

Podcast guy. Humansville and Open Mouth, Insert Friend. The News to come.

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17 years ago I decided to preserve this ticket stub apparently. I was a dumb kid.

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@AeroDaveLowe @upsidedowntrash It definitely sticks with you. I can't get the urination special effect out of my head.

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@upsidedowntrash What if it gets Nekromantic? https://t.co/nlE9gxpNxb

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@APeterJames I'm right though. There's probably just as many shitty dogs as people.

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Everyone, dogs aren't even that cool.

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Heard the phrase "I grew up on iPhones", and now I feel 1000 years old.

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Potato is Latin for "food stone with nipples".

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@trojansauce

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@SheaWhitaker

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@APeterJames Noooooo

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@TheWoodenslurpy https://t.co/6ikiRkw4N9

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@DexNGS Grandpa Cary*. I know this is a respectful tweet, but it needs to be pointed out, just for the story.

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@DexNGS

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@PierreZoz It's @MinisterGoose now.

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@DexNGS You were judging for his taste in team, who's name seems to imply they're into this sort of thing.

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@DexNGS Is that like sounding? https://t.co/wRsY9DaUWV

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@DexNGS How high are you?

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Just sneezed so hard my nipples got hard. The human body is a magical place.

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Damn babe are you a wizard who turned my pants into fireworks? Because there's been an explosion. #4thofJulyPickUpLines

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@DexNGS 2 dolla dolla Bill.