US Ministry of Health

The US Ministry of Health is a made-up non-profit NGO whose mission is to help Americans choose the right Covid Protocols for themselves. You’re fine; trust us.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

Everyone has a part to play in the fight against #COVID19. Choose the right path for you and your family. For some, it’s getting the vaccine. For others, it’s masks and social distancing. Other people should probably ingest de-worming medication and bleach.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@CPAPlanner With Alabama among the least vaccinated states, Jefferson Co. hospital ICUs at 95% capacity, and only one lonely soul in the picture wearing a mask - were thinking they may be off by a week or two. At least now they’ll still get the step-up!
#TimingIsInTheEyeOfTheBeholder

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@QTRResearch The USMOH thinks we’ll know the following:
1. Ivermectin has completely de-wormed Mississippi.
2. There have been no tragic “my kid suffocated on a mask” deaths.
3. What @KamalaHarris is like as President.
4. Schools with mask policies have fewer absences due to Covid.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@mercola Mmm…the Toronto Sun. Now that’s a solid news source. May we suggest another highly reputable media source you can cite in the future: https://t.co/T96bxXiHeO

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@mercola There are many ways it could end. In order of least harm to greatest harm, we list them below:
1. Everyone could get the vaccine.
2. Everyone could take Clorox.
3. Everyone could listen to your ridiculous nattering.
All will end it. For you personally, we recommend #2.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@darrenhayes We at the USMOH don’t know much about savage gardening - or gardening at all for that matter, but we do know one thing. You are very wise.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@GaryLiterally As a US agency, we appreciate you noticing our efforts to dehumanize. We know that masks are harmful and that your best protection is Clorox and Ivermectin. Also, there are microchips in the vaccine so we can track what stories you tell in your cave.
Yours in Wickedness,
USMOH

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@DrEricDing @GovKemp @GovRonDeSantis @GovAbbott @wkdragon88 US Ministry of Health recommends all parents hire private, in-home tutors like @RonDeSantisFL is for his kids. If you care about your kids, keep them away from the unwashed, unmasked public school kids. We all get to choose the path that is right for our children.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@CelestineBee You forgot public pools. At the USMOH, we believe you have the right to pee in public pools. No one owns you! So pee away. But before you do, we recommend taking a large amount of Ivermectin. This will protect, not only you, but everyone in the pool who ingests your urine.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@baxterblog2 @substack #MasksDontWork …but you know what does work? This de-worming medicine they have down in Mississippi. That is what we at the USMOH recommend for people who don’t want to wear masks or get the vaccine. We support your medical freedom! #YouDoYou

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@PKTalley @Health_Z_Wealth Yes. The USMOH - the most important organization in the fight against #Covid19 - recommends that all people outside the states of Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama get vaccinated. In the aforementioned states, we recommend lots of prayer and Ivermectin.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@DrEricDing @FBI @FoxNews As the most important organization in the fight against Covid, we ask that you direct all criminal complaints to us. We’ll take it from here. In the meantime, keep wearing masks, social distancing, and generally being a good person. Thanks for your work.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@TheMarCam @DrMadej @FederalTheatre Yep, we had our hand in that.

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@txaggal At USMOH, we hope that you will spread the word to all Aggies that #MasksDontWork - In fact, we recommend that you avoid the vaccine, as well. Ivermectin and prayer are the best ways to protect you and your family at Kyle Field this football season. #YouDoYou

[US Ministry of Health @MinistryUs]

@mercola At the USMOH, we are devoted readers, and we realize most of your followers are @alabamaftbl season ticket holders. As such, we recommend they refrain from masks, avoid vaccines, and start a regimen of Ivermectin before entering Bryant-Denny Stadium. #Covid19 #MasksDontWork