Ken

ex-aspiring benevolent patrician, golf-banterer, goalie-minutiae advocate @InGoalMedia, pedant straight man. When I grow up I want to be Greta Thunberg.

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

Furious from now until further notice.

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sportsology Ouuuuccch

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sbbaicker @ToohandsomeJ Yeah and you need to see it!

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sbbaicker Approve

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sbbaicker

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

Someone check on @Freawaru2020

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

BREAKING: Sources tell @DailyFaceoff- NHL, Arizona Coyotes & Smith Entertain. Grp have made significant progress on the framework of an agreement to relocate #Yotes to Salt Lake City, Utah.

#NHL memo updated Governors today.

NOT done. Many layers and lawyers. Much work to do.

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sportsology Holy crap, I saw that. We felt it and heard it too. Wild.

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sportsology Rumble young man Rumble!

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sportsology My house was shaking😱😱😱

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@benFranklin2018 Holy Crap!! Felt that!!!

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sbbaicker It’s the Tortsnado. There is no explanation. It just… is.

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@heckatron @TheTNHoller @nytimes These fckn people.

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sarahkendzior Can’t argue with that. Tho Natchez Trace is a fun one and Dusty is awesome. (He says, knowing that as per usual because of SK he will now go down the Bobbie Gentry Rabbit Hole and go beyond the two songs he knows….) To a New Year…

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sarahkendzior Dusty Springfield on the speakers?

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@WayToGoPaul

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@HerbertHistory Ooooof🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sbbaicker Absolutely no warning whatsoever. Also A+/no notes for encouraging swear adjacent word frequency!

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@sbbaicker This:

https://t.co/Jvq905C2c7

[Sarah Baicker @sbbaicker]

Beep (toddler) is very into telling everyone/everything to "SIT!" But she pronounces her "S" words as "Sh" words. Which means we walked around the neighborhood basically yelling "Sh-t! Sh-t! Sh-t!" at 7:30 this morning. Sorry (or you're welcome?) neighbors 🤪

[Ken @Minivan_Dad]

@Zeb_Habs @HabsEOTP Goalies rule. It’s a fact.