MinneMUN

The 10th annual MinneMUN

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Check out the latest update on MinneMUN 2022, including committee announcements and our new website!:
https://t.co/bAKwHtmRKq

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Watergate Crisis Committee: "I am not a crook" True or false? What is your take? #MinneMUNVI #Watergate #UMNproud

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#minneMUNVI #minnemunhrc Directive 3.2 passed! NGO and international war auditing agencies are encouraged to work in collarboration with UNOSAT and were recommended strategies regarding humanitarian assistance in times of crisis

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC #PressRelease from Russia: "We are implementing a ceasefire until a resolution is passed"

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC Directive: Germany issues statement that Germany fed false information to the US about being threatened by the Russian government. Germany did this to show Russia’s true colors. Germany is still responsible for attacks except for the election hackings.

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#MinneMUNVI #minnemunjcc unknown crop disease has demolished production on Earth & Mars -- rumors are flying that a prominent food corporation is responsible

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC #PressRelease from Russia: "Alexi Petrov never existed, it was Katrina Putina - Putin's daughter - and her death was ordered by Russia (Putin) to end this treason by Katerina"

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#MinneMUNVI #minnemunjcc nuke dropped on Mars, 3M workers on Mars are suing for independence (they want to be called the Martian Confederation, but they're facing resistance from the UN) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC #PressRelease from the United States

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#minneMUNVI #minnmunhrc Iran: We congratulate [the U.S] you on your vice president's funding of conversion therapy. That is a progressive step forward. Everyone else:

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC #PressRelease from Germany delegation: "Germany recognizes the DPRK's peaceful restraint in this time of global chaos🤔"

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC The delegate from Russia has returned following a brief emergency brain surgery

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC BREAKING: The delegate from Russia has had an assassination attempt, details are still unknown

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#MinneMUNVI @MinneMUNUNSC Directive: Sweden opens investigation into German claims of Russian threats. Russian diplomats are expelled from Sweden and closes all IKEAs in Russia.
Directive: Effective immediately, Sweden mobilizes new horse-mounted infantry for military parades

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC Directive: China enables strict sanctions and ceases all exports to Germany in light of Germany’s admission of disrupting the world order

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC Directive: China imprisons all German and Russian diplomats within China and ceases all exports to Russia
Directive: Ukraine sends 30,000 troops to Ukrainian-Russian border

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In a surprising turn of events, the Watergate crisis committee is now operating as a JCC! #minnemunvi #umnproud

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#MinneMUNVI #MinneMUNUNSC Directive: Effective immediately, Sweden expelled all German ambassadors. Additionally, Sweden stops all meatball exports to the USA, Russia, and China.
USA, Russia and China be like

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#minneMUNVI #minnemunhrc New Directive:

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#MinneMUNVI In #MinneMUNUNSC we are making history with the DPRK placing sanctions on all imports from Germany